Queer as Folk (US) · Season 5
You know what amazes me?
What, dear?
Outside a child is born, a man dies, a couple gets married.
The ever-changing kaleidoscope of life.
In here... nothing changes. Everything's the same. Same hot guys. Same thumps-thumpa. Same shaved chest.
And what a comfort it is to know.
But it's all a lie. An illusion. Just cheap theatrics.
Nevertheless, let's - keep - dancing.
[Michael and Ben are kissing]
Hey! I thought when you got married you fucked less.
(about Ben and his apartment) It's not that bad!
Not if you're 24 and want to fuck everything that moves... or Brian.
You think I'm fat?!
Well, let's put it this way; if you start singing, it's all over.
A casserole I made to take along. Millet, leeks and soy cheese.
Are you sure you're not a lesbian?
Could you imagine eating pussy, the same pussy, for 10 years?
No, but I don't suppose they could fathom sucking the same cock.
That makes three of us.
Unless it's Justin's.
Most straight men take one good look at me and head for the hills. Except for my father. He ran me out on a rail.
Well, that's his loss. You're a good man.
Emmett [to Horvath]: You know, if you were gay, you'd make one hell of a bear.
I'm a cocksucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, judge yourself. This is where I live. This is who I am.
I haven't had this much fun with a toy since my erector set.
My parents couldn't afford an erector set. So I decided to play with the one God gave me.
Debbie [to Brian]: You of all people should know... there's no one more fickle than a fag.
Debbie [to Michael]: I was a single mother. And guess what? Even without a father you still had enough sense to come in out of the rain... sometimes!
[About Gus's toy train] You see the chew-choo go around the tracks, sonny boy? Sure is fun, but after a while it gets monotonous and predictable, and that's when we throw off the shackles of convention and relinquish control, and cause senseless, tragic, DISASTER! [Train falls off the tracks.]
Brian, what are you doing?
Just teaching my son how to have fun...
When did you change?
What?
When did you become this pious sanctimonious judgemental twit?
The point is not when did I change, the point is why haven't you?
Just call me 'the Queer Guy'!
Isn't that like calling the Pope 'the Catholic guy'?
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