Shit. It's that time of the month again.
When your little friend comes to visit?
S4[Episode 401]
S4[Episode 401]
I thought we were partners.
We are.
S4[Episode 401]
Justin [to Brian]: You may be a Pauper but you drink like a Prince.
S4[Episode 401]
It's been three days! Three fucking days and not one fucking word! … except for this strange cryptic message 'Don't worry, Ma. I'm all right.'
Doesn't sound strange or cryptic to me.
S4[Episode 401]
It's the first time since Michael's learned how to pick up a phone that we haven't talked three times a day.
Three?
I know... it explains so much.
S4[Episode 401]
Michael [to Hunter]: Listen to me, you little asshole! I risked EVERYTHING for you! Now you're gonna do what I tell you, we are gonna go back and fight and then we're gonna try and turn you into a normal human being, which at the moment, flapping my arms and flying to the moon seems like a better bet... move it!
S4[Episode 401]
[Michael brings back Brian his car]
It's like that time in 7th grade when I lean you my brand new 10-speed and you brought it back... the front fender was crushed, my seat was torn-
I was hit by a bus!
S4[Episode 401]
I'd rather stay here, get shit-faced.
You've passed shit-faced about 10 miles back.
S4[Episode 401]
Mom.
Hi honey.
Hi honey.
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[Brian is selling his loft]
It's more than that... it's where we made love for the first time.
That wasn't love. I just gave you a rim job and fucked your brains out.
It was love to me.
S4[Episode 401]
We met at a fairy gathering.
The Tony Awards?
S4[Episode 401]
You're not gonna get better sitting on the sofa. So why don't you take your sardonic wit, and your superior 'I'm not like all those other losers' attitude and get your ass back there.
So they can fix me? It's too late. I'm beyond repair. I have nothing. No future, no friends, no job, no lover. What's the point? Might as well be dead.
Then do it. Go on. Kill yourself. You'd be doing us all a favor. Only don't be a man about it. Be a Queen.
S4[Episode 401]
Now you and half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in your bed tonight knowing the loft is still yours.
Half of gay Pittsburgh can sleep soundly in their own beds. [kisses Justin]
S4[Episode 402]
Better not be a parakeet in there, Jane.
Huh?
Obviously you're not up on your gay film history.
S4[Episode 402]
I keep hoping that when they catch my bashes they'll sentence them for life in prison and they'll get fucked nightly by prisoner's with AIDS.
That's gruesome.
It doesn't cost anything to dream.
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