Him.
Who?
Over there. The red and blue shirt, black hair, big button eyes, cute little turned up nose.
Oh, he's adorable!
He's hot.
He's uh...
BBoth
Michael?!
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I'm the most fabulous fag in Pittsburgh. That is, if it's possible to be fabulous in Pittsburgh.
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[unlocks and opens the door to his apartment] Well, here we are. Home Sweet Dump.
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NNurse
Drugs can't fix everything.
Where did you hear that?
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Who made up the fucking rule that you can't smoke in a hospital?
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[Woman walks by and checks out Ted]
Too bad you're not straight... [second woman checks out Ted] you could really score big time.
It's hard to believe but in this parallel universe you're actually hot.
Woohoo, lucky me.
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Pink champagne? Yeah, um, yeah, that's too Nelly even for me!
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[At Lindsay's sister's wedding] What did she think we were going to do? Perform cunnilingus on top of the wedding cake?
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There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, proof positive that making other people happy can cause nausea, severe cramps, even diarrhea.
Got any TUMS?
Know what TUMS is spelled backwards?
BBoth
SMUT!
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I was just saying, I bet you're really looking forward to that Honeymoon. Where were you off to this time?
LLynette
Borneo.
Don't they have a lot of pigs there?
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They say I may never draw again.
Yeah, well, they're always telling people they'll never walk again, or draw again, or piss again, so that when you finally do you'll think they're geniuses and they can charge you whatever the fuck they want.
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Yeah well I can remember. I can remember everything. I saw him... he was coming after you with a bat. But he was moving too fast and you were too far away... I ran... but there was no time to stop him. And then he swung but it was too late. There was nothing I could do. And then you just laid there on the cold cement.
It wasn't your fault... it wasn't your fault.
[Brian and Justin hug]
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Emmett [to Michael]: So um... how was your piece of cake?
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We broke up. It's over. David and I are over.
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I was going to tell you.
When? After you convinced us you found Paradise Lost?
When the time was right. But there's never a right time to admit that you failed.
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