David quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

David

Until we break free of our stunted adolescence and our superficial values, we'll always be boys. Never men.

David

You weren't an asshole.

Michael

Believe me, I've seen assholes and... I mean...

David

What is it with Brian Kinney? I mean, sure he's good-looking but a lot of guys are good-looking and he's got his fucking charm but we all have that when we want it. But what is it with him?

Melanie

I don't know, what Lindsay says is that he'll do anything, say anything, fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.

David

I told Mikey you'd be all right but he had to come running back.

Brian

What can I say, he's a sweetheart.

David

That's because you're all that matters to him. You're his world, his life. Everything he thinks about, everything he dreams about, everything he knows.

Brian

He's my best friend since we were 14.

David

That's 16 years of waiting. He's been waiting so long he actually thanks he's happy. But you and I both know that he's never gonna get what he really wants, is he?

Brian

Well what is that, Doc?

David

For you to fuck him! And don't tell me you don't know it... and you love knowing it, don't you?

Brian

You've been around for what, a week? You think you know him? You don't.

David

I'd like to. But I never will as long as you're around. Maybe I should just disappear. You'd probably like that and he probably wouldn't think twice about me. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to disappear. Because I want him. Even more than you don't want me to have him. So if you're really his best friend... give him a chance to be happy. To have a life. His own life. Let him go.

Michael

Can we still be boyfriends?

David

We could be. But I don't want a boyfriend, Michael. I want a partner.

Brian

Tracy! I'm so happy that you could make it to Michael's surprise party. Let me introduce you to a few of our guests... David, this is Tracy, Tracy this is David.

David

Tracy, yeah we met.

Tracy

Right, you're Mike's chiropractor.

Brian

He's also his boyfriend. Excuse me, ex-boyfriend. First time they fucked, Michael came like, three times.

Brian

Mike, why don't you buy your friend Tracy a drink? Looks like she could use one... don't go yet Mikey, you haven't even had your cake!

Michael

Fuck off!

David

Mind your own business!

Brian

He is my business, and he's going to be my business long after you're gone.

David

He's gonna love you too.

Michael

How do you know that?

David

Who wouldn't?

Michael

You're so anal.

David

Lucky for you.

Michael

Those jeans are all worn and too tight... How come I haven't seen you in them before?

David

I only wear them when I don't have any clean clothes.

Michael

Well, you must stop doing laundry immediately.

Our next contestant likes younger men, his favorite pastime is feeling superior, his special skill is manipulating people.

Let's put our hands together for Pittsburgh's hunkiest chiropractor... Dr. David Cameron!

David

Asshole!

David

Isn't it great to be in love with a guy who does everything?

Michael

Yeah... hmm... so I guess I'll just go to the beauty parlor and get my nails done!