Dude, I just got us diplomatic immunity. What do you wanna steal?
S6 E1Shawn Rescues Darth Vader
S6 E2Last Night Gus
Guster, your cholesterol is really high.
Man, I told you eating something called "stick of butter in a bun" was a bad idea!
I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.
You're buttery.
You know that's right.
Oh my gosh! You disgust me! You make me sick to my face.
What happened last night?
Strangely, I have no idea.
Calm down, Peaches, come back to bed.
[pointing to Lassiter's gun in the fish tank] Uh oh!
My baby!! It's missing three bullets. I can tell by the weight.
What about me fellas? I'm not having any psychic visions, or flashbacks or recreation flashbacks OR recreation flashbacks with new psychic visions. Imagine you weren't just a bland, gangly average human, that you could wink at someone and-and-and light up their world! That you could make a child THINK you have given them an ice cream cone without giving them the cone! And then watch them skip off into a beautiful meadow licking nothing but air! Imagine that! Imagine that you had a special gift, a sixth sense and someone or something comes along and RIPS it away from you! IMAGINE THAT, JACK!
LLassie
I think I'm going to turn my self in...
What, for spooning with Woody!?
We did nothing wrong...
Please explain to me again what we're doing here. As opposed to doing anything else in the world.
We're paying respects to a man who dedicated his life's work the police department, Shawn.
Oh, please! You don't know Jim.
Detective Lassiter, why are you wearing sunglasses at an autopsy?
Chief, if I may. Lassie spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all autopsies moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Gus refused because he has no value for human life.
Does someone want to explain to me what happened last night?
Okay, I just want to go on record and say I was on that couch first.
I don't even know what that was supposed to mean.
...and Henry Spencer, where are your pants?
I'm not entirely sure, Karen.
S6 E3This Episode Sucks
Sookie is mine!
(Shawn and Gus have just appeared dressed as vampires)
I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. It's just the card I drew.
What. In the hell. Are you wearing?
Charlatan!
TThorn
Looking whose talking Count Chocula over here please.
Count Chocula? you must be out of your damn mind.
What did I tell you. No one remembers Blacula except for us and Quentin Tarantino.
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