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Gus: Charlatan!
Thorn: Looking whose talking Count Chocula over here please.
Gus: Count Chocula? you must be out of your damn mind.
Shawn: What did I tell you. No one remembers Blacula except for us and Quentin Tarantino.

Gus: Sookie is mine!

Gus: What happened last night?
Shawn: Strangely, I have no idea.

Gus: What happened?
Shawn: Do you want the good news or the bad news?
Gus: What do you think?
Shawn: I am not your mother.
Gus: He didn't say that, Shawn. What's the bad news?
Shawn: Drive!!

Henry: How much blood was it exactly Shawn?
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.

Juliet: I used to be a detective now I'm a babysitter.
Shawn: Which makes you Elisabeth Shue and Gus is Keith Coogan
Gus: You're Coogan.
Shawn: You're Coogan.
Gus: Your mom is Coogan.

Juliet: Ok, you guys are actually devolving.

Lassie: I think I'm going to turn my self in...
Shawn: What, for spooning with Woody!?
Woody: We did nothing wrong...

Marlowe: It's just a crazy coincidence. These nails were made popular by Jersey Shore.
Gus: Nice try Queen of the Damned.
Henry: JWoww does wear those nails when they go out clubbing.
(Everyone looks at him)
Henry: What? I'm not saying I'm buying her story.

Shawn: [pointing to Lassiter's gun in the fish tank] Uh oh!
Lassiter: My baby!! It's missing three bullets. I can tell by the weight.

Shawn: All right. Can I get out of here? I've just about solved this case.
Lassiter: ONE question.
Shawn: If it will make you happy.
Lassiter: I think it will. [Pause] Are you psychic?
Shawn: Excuse me?
Lassiter: Are you, Shawn Spencer, psychic?
[Everybody is silent, Shawn looks up toward his father for help.]
Henry: You're gonna have to answer that one, Shawn.

Shawn: Are you sure this water is holy?
Gus: Yes! I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone!
Shawn: Over the phone?
Gus: Yes.
Shawn: I don't think it works like that.

Shawn: I'm dangerous in a sexy way.
Marlowe: More like a gay way.

Shawn: It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.

Shawn: Look around. You're the fish out of the water here.
Juliet: Because they're all pretending to be dead, Shawn.
Shawn: Or perhaps it is us, who pretend to be alive.