I'm dangerous in a sexy way.
MMarlowe
More like a gay way.
S6 E3This Episode Sucks
MMarlowe
It's just a crazy coincidence. These nails were made popular by Jersey Shore.
Nice try Queen of the Damned.
JWoww does wear those nails when they go out clubbing.
(Everyone looks at him)
What? I'm not saying I'm buying her story.
How much blood was it exactly Shawn?
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
Are you sure this water is holy?
Yes! I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone!
Over the phone?
Yes.
I don't think it works like that.
I used to be a detective now I'm a babysitter.
Which makes you Elisabeth Shue and Gus is Keith Coogan
You're Coogan.
You're Coogan.
Your mom is Coogan.
Ok, you guys are actually devolving.
It's a gift that I bust out on rare occasions and almost all the time.
Shoot...the...glass.
Look around. You're the fish out of the water here.
Because they're all pretending to be dead, Shawn.
Or perhaps it is us, who pretend to be alive.
Come on, let's hug it out.
I would rather learn to play the harp.
I have slowly, methodically, been building up a tolerance to chloroform over the last fifteen years.
Dear God, why?
For a night like this, Spencer.
I don't believe it. It must have been some other kind of chemical.
[Gus picks up a handkerchief, sniffs it, and immediately passes out]
Oh, great. Now we have to carry two guys out of here!
S6 E4The Amazing Psych-Man and Tap Man, Issue #2
You have to admit, he's done a better job than we have of slowing down the Caminos, and he's just one guy!
I'm just one guy! And I've solved more crimes than I can count. Because I have solved a lot of crimes, not just because I can't count very high.
Yes, but you have a supernatural psychic gift. The Mantis is solving crimes using his natural instincts and sharply honed abilities.
She's right Shawn. I mean, if you were a regular guy solving these crimes, that'd really be impressive. But everyone knows that you're psychic. I mean, it's really an unfair advantage.
Everyone stop what you're doing and only pay attention to me!
Nobody steals on The Catch.
S6 E5Dead Man's Curveball
I am something that you never were. I am a bona fide star in the class C municipal Santa Barbara Co-Ed Softball League, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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