Juliet O'Hara quotes from Psych

I don't mean to sound like a hard ass...

Juliet

You didn't!

I did.

Juliet

I didn't get that at all.

Actually I was trying to sound like a hard ass.

Juliet

Mission accomplished!

Juliet

It's The Courier. It's not even a real newspaper and besides, nobody reads the paper these days anyway.

Lassiter

Why didn't you stop me?

Juliet

I don't know, I guess I was busy RSVP'ing my invitation to shut it.

Lassiter

Sorry about that.

Juliet

Carlton, you can't solve a case in four minutes.

Lassiter

Can't I? I think I can. I've seen it done.

Juliet

Not by you.

Lassiter

Thanks for that.

Juliet

[referring to a missing person] We found his car.

Lassiter

Wow! Nice! I'm still kind of talking to the sea trash.

Juliet

It's in the parking lot!

Lassiter

This parking lot?

Juliet

Yes!

Lassiter

There's a piercing in the skin.

Juliet

There are lots of them. It's a shark attack.

Juliet

Look at this letter I found in The Courier from last month.

Lassiter

The Courier? No. I would rather French kiss a hobo than read anything in that rag.

Juliet

Wow. A simple "I don't like the writing" would have made your point.

Lassiter

I'm sorry O'Hara. That paper is not allowed in this station.

Juliet

So you are going to ignore a clue because you don’t like a reporter?

Lassiter

Hate! Hate is the word, O'Hara. And yes. No good can be found in that paper, except maybe the obituary of reporter Chad Gorsuch.

Juliet

Really?

Lassiter

An untimely death. Self-inflicted and painful, later to be referred to as "gorsuching yourself." No! He's on a respirator and dying slowly. Wow, that was very therapeutic. I actually feel quite better. What do you got?

Juliet

What now, guys?

Shawn

You know Romeo and Juliet, right? DiCaprio and Danes?

Juliet

It's a play, too.

Shawn

Sure it is. What if I said Becky Chang got mixed up with the Triads - the Golden ones - and fell in love with a Dragon. She didn't get kidnapped; she's out there making kissyface with her guypal.

Shawn

I just want to beat Gus and Lassiter!

Juliet

And catch the killer?

Shawn

Yeah sure, if that's what it takes.

Juliet

Whoever said work was supposed to be fun?

Shawn

Ron Jeremy, for starters.

Shawn

Your negativity... is clogging up my psychic signals. Do you mind keeping [the incredibly flirty receptionist Tanya] busy while I attempt to unclog them?

Juliet

And how am I supposed to do that?

Shawn

Gus would turn into Smooth Gus and try to pick her up.

Juliet

I am not hitting on a girl!

Shawn

Why, does that scare you? Or does that not scare you...? And does that scare you?

Juliet

I am itching to get back out into the field, even if it means babysitting Shawn.

Shawn

Babysit? Really, Jules? Come on.

Juliet

Shawn, what have you done today?

Shawn

Well, let's see. I watched some Phineas and Ferb, took a nap, had a snack. I'm a little tired.

Juliet

Exactly.

Shawn

I just want to beat Lassie and Gus!

Juliet

And catch the killer.

Shawn

Sure, yeah if that's what it takes.

Juliet

You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn out on Henry.

Lassiter

Better him than the neighbor's cat. [lets Henry out of the locked police car]

Henry

I coulda suffocated in there!

Lassiter

Please, I cracked a window!

Henry

I'm glad Shawn peanut buttered your phone the other day!

Lassiter

I knew that was him!

Juliet

GUYS!

Lassiter

I still have Jif in my ear...

Juliet

Shawn, hey!

Shawn

Heeeeeeeey! Jules!

Gus

Sometimes he over-enunciates when he gets uncomfortable.

Shawn

[over-enunciating] I do not.

Juliet

Are you asking me on a date beside this dead body?

Shawn

Yeah, but I figured it would be okay since it doesn't really smell.

Juliet

Are you asking me out next to a dead person?

Shawn

Yes. But I thought it would be okay, since it doesn't really smell.