I just want to beat Gus and Lassiter!
And catch the killer?
Yeah sure, if that's what it takes.
“Feet Don't Kill Me Now” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (8), Juliet O'Hara (4), Gus (3), Carlton Lassiter (1), Woody (1)
Whoever said work was supposed to be fun?
Ron Jeremy, for starters.
Guster, you have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical "feelings" place.
Shawn, this is 2010.
Heh. Nice try, Gus. That would mean we're at war with the machines!
Your negativity... is clogging up my psychic signals. Do you mind keeping [the incredibly flirty receptionist Tanya] busy while I attempt to unclog them?
And how am I supposed to do that?
Gus would turn into Smooth Gus and try to pick her up.
I am not hitting on a girl!
Why, does that scare you? Or does that not scare you...? And does that scare you?
GGun
I believe that people who carry guns should do what their therapists say.
I am itching to get back out into the field, even if it means babysitting Shawn.
...
Babysit? Really, Jules? Come on.
Shawn, what have you done today?
Well, let's see. I watched some Phineas and Ferb, took a nap, had a snack. I'm a little tired.
Exactly.
I just want to beat Lassie and Gus!
And catch the killer.
Sure, yeah if that's what it takes.
Gus, get with the times. It's 2008.
It's 2010.
Heh. Nice try. That would mean we're at war with the machines!
Woody, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Murder. Gangland-style execution, we never find your head.
That's a shame.
[to Gus] You slip in a tub.
[Speaking to Tanya] These are cops, this [pointing to Gus] is Deon Richmond--
No, I'm not.
I'm a psychic. I see things and I feel things.
TTanya
Do you wanna feel what you see?
I can't lose with this girl.
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