“Not Even Close ... Encounters” · Season 5, Episode 3
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (8), Gus (5), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1), Henry Spencer (1), Woody (1)
You need to stop taking your frustration with Shawn out on Henry.
Better him than the neighbor's cat. [lets Henry out of the locked police car]
I coulda suffocated in there!
Please, I cracked a window!
I'm glad Shawn peanut buttered your phone the other day!
I knew that was him!
GUYS!
I still have Jif in my ear...
Roy... May I call you Phil?
I'd rather you didn't.
Fair enough.
What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
The only thing that we were blinded with was...
Science!
Never gets old.
Nope.
[To Dennis, after he knocks his tooth out with a nunchaku.] You looked like a badass, until you clocked yourself in the face. You needed this, man.
[Juliet and Lassiter arrive. Lassie tasers Dennis who is still holding the nunchakus.]
He didn't need that.
Why did he just tilt his head and squint?
It's his I-got-a-clue face.
[to Gus] Have you been seeing clues this whole time?!
We want to know what you found in his stomach.
...
The object was a flash drive.
Now when you say flash drive, is that coroner code for an alien embryo that hatches in people's ear?
No, that's the word starfish.
...
Thanks, Woody. You stay creepy.
You know I will.
Guess who is now the proud owner of this home, along with the 700 similar ones that make up this tiny town.
Shawn, if you say us, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
What is the world's coolest truck doing here?
...
Whatever it is I highly suggest we do not touch it. [Hears truck start and looks up to see Shawn in the driver's seat.] Shawn!
Gus, the keys were already in the ignition. What was I supposed to do?
Not start it.
Well, it's not that easy.
Actually it is.
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