Man, I wish I knew you when you were black.
“High Top Fade Out” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), June (3), Gus (1), Tony (1)
JJune
Oh, he is not even hearing this, much less feelin' it!
Gus, I think it's clear to the three of us that you're neither hearing it nor feeling it; what I can't discern is: are you mad at it?
Gus, don't be the American adaptation of the British Gus.
JJune
If someone was tryin' to kill me, I would be, like, dead, and then they'd be like "oh, he's dead lets go kill somebody else," and then they would leave.
[looking through a carefully-placed gap in some books on a desk, which show a woman bending over the copier] Your boy liked big butts and I cannot lie.
Because that's what they do!
JJune
Who's they???
Them!
How do you not have a black suit? What kind of grown man doesn't own a black suit?
Besides me, the Joker, Colonel Sanders, Matthew McConaughey--
McConaughey doesn't count, he doesn't own a shirt.
He doesn't need a shirt!
You know that's right.
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