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Psych · Season 4, Episode 9

“Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark” quotes from Psych

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“Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark” · Season 4, Episode 9

In this episode: Shawn Spencer (7), Carlton Lassiter (5), Henry Spencer (3), Gus (1)

How do you escape when you're locked in the trunk of a car?

When? Don't you mean "if" as in like maybe never?

Not today, kid; your survival training starts right now. [throws Shawn into trunk of his car as their neighbor walks by and looks scandalized] It's okay, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Shawn a little survival technique, thank you. All right, Shawn. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. You feel it, it's right over here. You would kick it out. [Shawn kicks out the taillight] I didn't say to actually do it, I said you would do it.

Have at it. Who knows, maybe you'll solve the great ice cream crime caper of the century?

Crime of the century, huh? Still have 91 years to solve that one. Gus and I are gonna pace ourselves. We accept.

BGBad Guy

But know this: one stupid move, and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts.

Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.

[seeing Gus and Juliet pulling up along side the truck he is held captive in on the highway] Look at you, buddy, you're just like Vin Diesel!

That makes Jules Michelle Rodriguez, and you Paul Walker!

This is no good!

Don't worry, Shawn, you're gonna make it!

No, I know I'll be fine. I just really don't wanna be Paul Walker, not even for a day.

You could be Lucas Black from Tokyo Drift, but then we wouldn't be in the movie with you!

That's weird. I'll just be Walker.

[to Lassiter] Well, come on, Mr. Viability.

There was a pretty good chance I was bitten by a tick back there... I could be going through the beginning stages of Lyme disease.

Oh man up.

You're juicing, aren't you? I knew it.

Think you can pick up the pace, Mr. Viability?

There's an excellent chance I was bitten by a tick back there. I could be going through the beginning stages of Lyme disease.

Man up, Detective

What is it? Steroids, right? You're juicing, aren't you? I knew it.

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