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This is a speed dating first! [to Shawn and Juliet] You and you are a 100 percent match from your personality questionnaires. I smell love!
I need a drink.
I gotta pee.
“He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (4), Juliet O'Hara (2), Carlton Lassiter (1), Henry Spencer (1)
What is that?
What?
Exfoliating scrub, with pumice!
Whatever, Shawn. All I know is when I varnish my boat and I don't want it to streak, I sand off a layer first. Same thing goes with tanning.
That is the single most disturbing analogy I've ever heard in my entire life.
I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.
Oh my, that's great.
They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn.
Do you think he gets his jollies by taking pictures of your ding dong?!
Come on, Lassie. Show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush. Come on! Go Simon Cowell! You've got the salt and pepper! IT'S NICE!
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