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Psych · Season 1, Episode 12

“Cloudy... With A Chance of Murder” quotes from Psych

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“Cloudy... With A Chance of Murder” · Season 1, Episode 12

In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (2)

[to Lassiter] Please tell me you're not one of those courtroom groupies that bounces from trial to trial…wait a second, was that you at the Michael Jackson hearing with the sequined glove and the shirt that said "Please free the man in the mirror"?

HHornstock

My firm doesn't really believe in…

Winning?

HHornstock

No.

Mermaids?

HHornstock

No.

The Minotaur?

HHornstock

Me.

Did he just say "absolutely" with a little half-smile? Would you print that out please, I'm thinking of shellacking it on a nice piece of maple. Maybe a little decoupage!

Don't you watch the news?

I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.

Look! They call her the "School Marm Murderer."

OK, first of all, there's a question-mark at the end of that. They call her the "School Marm MURDERER?" Even the news people aren't convinced. And today at the courthouse, in the middle of the conversation, I saw her bend over, and picked up a piece of trash!

Oh I see, so she picked up somebody's Kit-Kat wrap-up means she didn't kill anybody? That makes sense.

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