Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

Did he just say "absolutely" with a little half-smile? Would you print that out please, I'm thinking of shellacking it on a nice piece of maple. Maybe a little decoupage!

Shawn

Why you dirty, filthy rascal with the suede, suede head.

Shawn

Pack it in, pull the plug, shut it down, leave the dead meat in the freezer, and put on your Sunday best ‘cause its Arbor Day, baby!

Shawn

Shh...I can't hear them if you're talking Berger.

Shawn

The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!

Shawn

Where'd you get that suit, the toilet store?

Shawn

Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle.

Shawn

Well look who's on board and acting like a whacked wombat!

Shawn

[sees Lassiter and Chief Vick outside] Aw Man! He really is on fire! Literally.

Shawn

Aw Gus! That thing is brighter then the sun. I think you just gave me glaucoma.

Shawn

Doodles are the windows to the soul, Gus.

Shawn

Zippy the dinosaur! Discovered by paleoslueth Shawn Spencer! Psych

Shawn

Zippy the dinosaur! Discovered by paleo-sleuth Shawn Spencer!

Shawn

I've heard of this. It's spontaneous psychic Krav Maga!

Shawn

[while making something in an Easy Bake Oven] That depends. Are you a fan of delicious flavor?