Let's see how good you are on the SAT's.
[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]
You must score a 100 in order to pass, you got one minute.
[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]
Times up! Please pass your test forward. Now, lets start with Buttercup's...
[Ding]
[Ding]
[Holds up test]
[Ding]: 1025
Well I'll be danged. You brats won't beat me that easy!
[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Yes, uh...well, it was sort of an accident...
RRobin
That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! [his eyes widen] Your dad is funny!
[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Today, for the first time ever . . .
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . we have discovered an individual . . .
. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . whose bravery . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]
[The invading robot has defeated the Girls and wrecked Townsville]
No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices...destroyed!
RRobot
Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.
NO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!
RRobot
And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.
No! No! NO...! [he goes completely berserk, shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches in disgust] YOU!! HAVE!! BROKEN!! MY!! DREAMS!!!! [beats up the robot, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the hard loaf of bread. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground] Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!
RRobot
YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]
[After finding out that it's "Him" all along, Blossom becomes determined to face her fear in the dream world]
HKHim/Ms. Keane
[effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?! [Him and the schoolchildren laugh]
Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!
[Everyone stops laughing]
HKHim/Ms. Keane
That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebraic formula for determining the area of a triangle?
Half the base times height!
HKHim/Ms. Keane
That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30 PM traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?!
Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!
HKHim/Ms. Keane
[effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?
I outsmarted you, didn't I?
Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid!
Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo.
We're sisters and we love each other!
And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.
Gimme a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?
[Pause]
No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup punches Him into a black hole] NO!
And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.
[jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!
[The Buttercup doll gets the same treatment; the genuine article matches Blossom's response]
[Now the same things happen to the Bubbles doll and Bubbles herself]
[singed] Oh! In my tailbone!
CCaterer
[sniffling] Townsville Quality Discount Catering.
[Blossom and Buttercup are wearing party dresses that look very much like their everyday clothing]
It's what we're gonna be serving at tonight's party, girls.
CCaterer
Totally, and on the menu we got, like, non-alcoholic sparkling chilled apple juice, black-eyed peas, baked ham, fried calamari, bacon-bit salad, and for dessert my very own creation: banana cream pie. [gives a double thumbs-up] It's wicked awesome, bro. [laughs; pulls back, holds up a clipboard] Please sign here.
[signs his name] Thank you very much. [as the caterer leaves] Oh boy, oh boy, oh, boy! I sure do love parties. Don't you, girls?
[indignant] No! 'Cause I have to wear this stupid girly party dress and I look like a dork!
Oh, honey, you both look adora... [noticed Bubbles isn't here] Hey, where's Bubbles?
[very snarky] She's probably upstairs combing her hair, so she'll be the [as in high pitch] "prettiest girl at the party!"
[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!
Bubbles, what are you talking about?
QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?
[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.
[panicked] What? What do they want?
He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!
[A fourth round of gasps]
[A fifth round of gasps]
But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...
...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.
And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.
[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.
And the Mayor because he's a big baby!
I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]
[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?
And, well, that's what happened.
[pulling Octi out of his jacket] Of course I have him.
[The Mayor gasps]
Mayor, we're done gasping.
[holding tentacle out to Professor] Can you fix him?
Of course I can.[he tries] Oh, it doesn't fit!
That's because you've got the leg in backwards. [turns it] Now try it. [he succeeds; she smiles and hugs Octi] Yippee! Oh, Octi, I'll never let you out of my sight again, ever!
[Last lines of the series. Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door for Mojo]
MOJO! You get out of there! You're nothing but a big party pooper!
[moaning from contaminated banana cream pie he ate] Oh, how did you know?
[The toilet is flushed]
And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.
[To Princess] Duh! You're naughty!
You bought the city and legalized crime!
You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!
You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!
You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!
You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
[The Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]
The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!
[Princess starts shaking angrily]
