TV show quotes
So once again the days are saved... [the girls appear in their usual pose] ...thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! But the credit should go to none other than Mojo Jojo... [he appears, replacing the girls, when his name is spoken. He looks completely dumbfounded] ...who once again had a hand in helping create the Powerpuff Girls!
[anguished] NOOOOOOOO!!!
Yes!
[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.
Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...
That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!
Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
[Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?
[After the girls solve the first riddle]
[effeminate voice] Congratulations! One down, eight to go. And remember, you must solve these riddles within the time limit. Fail in any aspect and [demonic voice] the Professor will pay!
You tell us where the Professor is, Him!
[effeminate] Ah-ah-ah. You've brought joy to the people for so many years. Now to their eyes, you must bring tears. [demonic] You've got two minutes.
[After the girls solve the second riddle]
[effeminate] Very clever! Oh, you got that one without trying. Now do this without flying! Go to the corner of Chang and Ching, there on the street the phone will ring. What then, you might ask? Answer the phone to get your next task. [demonic] You've got three minutes!
[After the girls solve the third riddle]
We did it, Him. Now what?
[effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Math?! I hate math!
Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
[effeminate] You've got one minute!
[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]
[effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.
We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?
But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes; 45 seconds!
[The Girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically took place during the commercial break. Him licks an ice cream]
[effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! You got the right flavor and everything!
Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?
[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]
She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!
And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!
It’s so apparent! It's obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]
[shrugs] She's right.
[effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we? 25.
Haha!
Next, Blossom's. 10.
What?!
Ha!
And finally, Bubbles.
[She only filled in the dots to draw a flower]
Oh, no!
The Professor's a goner!
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Ha!
Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!
[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]
[effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.
No problem.
Ah-ah-ah. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.
Again, no problem.
[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]
[demonic] NO! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!
One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!
[effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme: "Where is boiling and freezing at the same time?" [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds.
Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.
Girls!
[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]
[sweating nervously] No!
Professor...
[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
[stunned] Say wha--?!
[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]
[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.
Men of Earth! Witness the coming of... MASCUMAX! Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! Be there any true men amongst thee?! Step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, so that we might see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!
[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]
Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!
Hey, boy! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?
What?! Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?
Ugh, this stuff again?
Look! This planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house! [they land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down] All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!
[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]
ARGH! NO! IT CANNOT BE!
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hot rod mode and flying back into space]
[sobbing] WAH! MOMMY! THERE WAS SOME GIRLS, AND THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!
[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]
Can't you abacus any faster?
"Abacus" my butt!
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