Scenes with Bubbles 98
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
BubblesLook!
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Bubbles
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
You lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
FTFuture Townspeople
Powerpuff Girls.
FMFuture Man
You did this.
FTFuture Townspeople
You did this.
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
FTFuture Townspeople
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
[Future Him laughs demonically]
FTFuture Townspeople
[still chant] Your fault.
Bubbles
WHY?!? [begins to cry]
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
That's okay, Blossom.
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be "splitting hairs"! [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]
[in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa! You haven't won yet.
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!
Oh, yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]
[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]
GGirls
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!
[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]
[angrily] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] M-My hair! What happened to my hair?! [she starts splashing her fists furiously in the pool] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! [bawls like a baby] My poor hair...!
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]
[They float in front of Miss Bellum]
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? BELLUM?!
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, Girls?
[terrified] No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Bubbles
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
So, how did it go with the Mayor?
Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--
Bubbles
I wanna go home!
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...
[The Professor tears up.]
Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!
Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?
[Cuts to them moving away from Citysville and back to their true home]
Bubbles
Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!
And hello, City of Townsville!
[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]
Bubbles
Nope.
Bubbles
I’m not listening.
Bubbles
Huh? [turns; still blurry]
Come on, put your glasses on and help us!
Bubbles
Uh-uh, you'll laugh at me!
We will not. Now put them on!
[Bubbles resigns and puts the glasses on. Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably]
Bubbles
[takes off the glasses again; even angrier] See?
[still laughing] We're sorry, we're sorry.
[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!
TThief
[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]
[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?
We know you have to try and trick us.
Bubbles
Yeah, just like in the commercials!
So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]
TThief
[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?
[slams the door in his face again] Weak!
[from inside bedroom] Okay! [back to the door] Presenting...Townsville's newest heroes! [the door opens, and she somersaults down the stairs to land in front of the Professor. She is fully decked out in the outfit that was hanging in the closet] Liberty Belle!
[A cloud of black fog seeps out of the room and down the stairs. It forms into a silhouette of Buttercup, with glowing green eyes and shreds of mist trailing behind]
[in a low, scratchy voice] Mange.
Bubbles
[from inside bedroom] And don't forget... [something white sails out and bounds all over the place like a crazed Superball before settling down. It is Bubbles, wearing the hood and a matching jumpsuit and carrying the lunchbox] ...Harmony Bunny!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
And we are...!
...Too late. [hangs up the phone as they watch in total bewilderment, then regards them with a raised eyebrow. It is clear he is disappointed in them screwing around for so long and not leaving at once to deal with the monster threat; dryly] Better heroes, huh?
[The girls hang their heads sadly]
[looks at his Jigglypuff watch] Confound it! Where can those blasted girls be?! [high-beam headlights play over the two of them] Oh!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
[stops the car and climbs out] Sorry we're late, Mayor.
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
[bouncing into view, dismounting] But we're here!
BMButtercup/Mange
[dropping into view] And ready to fight!
Splendid! But there's a teensy little problem. THE MONSTER LEFT! Better heroes, huh?
[Again the girls hang their heads for being tardy to the fight]
SMSteve the Monster
STOP!!!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Huh?
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
What?
SMSteve the Monster
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
BMButtercup/Mange
Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
We're superheroes!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Real ones!
SMSteve the Monster
Yeah, well, that's great and all. But what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles 'cause you didn't need them. [takes the Girls' costumes off] See, even if you take away the costumes, the props and the angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say? [knocks over the building] Powerpuff Girls?
[The girls smile at each other]
[The girls charge at Steve]
SMSteve the Monster
Now, that's better. [finally gets beaten up by the girls]
So, once again, the day is saved, with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange, but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!
[After learning that Mojo violated their agreement and stole the candy jar, the Girls furiously break into his jail cell]
[resting smugly with the jar] Back so soon? [eats a piece of candy]
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness, is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized! I think I can imagine...
[The Girls are now seething with barely restrained rage]
[ominously] You're a bad monkey, Mojo.
[with giddy glee] I know!
[The Girls snap, screaming; they start beating Mojo up more viciously than usual, knocking him to the floor at Buttercup's feet]
What's going on here? What?
Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? [sees him glancing at the jar] You going for that?
[Buttercup stomps straight down into his mouth, and the merciless beatdown continues, leaving Mojo a twisted, battered wreck, barely able to even form a coherent word]
[The Girls pause for a moment, breathing through clenched teeth, but when Mojo actually sheds a tear, Blossom comes to her senses and gasps, horrified by their actions]
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!
[Bubbles and Buttercup now also start to look ashamed]
Bubbles
But... what about the candy?
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
Susan B. Anthony coins, huh?
Bubbles
Do you even know who she was?
FFFemme Fatale
[confused] Er...She was...Uh...Um...
Once upon a time, women weren't allowed to do much of anything.
Bubbles
Susan B. Anthony knew that that was wrong.
In 1872, she broke the law by voting, and even though she was found guilty, the feds wanted to go easy on her...
GGirls
Because she was a girl!
And not send her to jail!
FFFemme Fatale
[stammering] Well, you know, she was this...Well, men! Girls should...Oh, man! [attempts to escape, but is cornered by Buttercup]
Susan B. Anthony didn’t want special treatment, she wanted to be treated equally!
[Femme Fatale tries to run, but is cornered by Bubbles]
Bubbles
She demanded that she be sent to jail, just like any man who broke the law!
[Femme Fatale tries to run pass Bubbles, but is stopped by Blossom]
[holds up the Susan B. Anthony coin] And that's exactly what we're gonna do to you. [throws the coin at Femme Fatale's face]
[The girls proceed to beat her up]
All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!
Bubbles
He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!
[referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
Bubbles
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
We're never saving the day again.
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
Bubbles
Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing!
[now stands nearby, angry] What are you apologizing for? She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want 'em played on!
Bubbles
I have every right that you do to be here!
Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...
Bubbles
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
A playground is for playing!
Bubbles
AND DRAWING IS PLAYING, YOU NINNY!
[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch, including Blossom]
CChildren
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front]
[pushes her sisters away] All right, break it up, break it up! [everyone falls silent] What’s going on here?
Bubbles
[pointing to Buttercup] Well, she started it!
She was the one drawing all over the place!
Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Bubbles
Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...
Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Bubbles
Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
[losing it] NO WAY! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping violently on it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.
[Bubbles becomes enraged. She growls as she tries to get enough energy to punch Buttercup, but she can't because she is too kind-hearted. For a few seconds desperately tries to hold control of her emotions but loses it. Bubbles bursts into a fit of misery and tears, crying loudly as she flies away to a forest. Blossom watches with a saddened shock.]
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