[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
BubblesI am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute... little... butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think, girls?
NO! [disappears in a flash of light]
[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]
Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! [Quickly her emotion fades. She looks down at the ground, remorseful for how she acted earlier] Um...I, uh...um...well, I...
Bubbles
[she hugs Buttercup] That's okay. I forgive you.
[After the girls solve the third riddle]
We did it, Him. Now what?
[effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Bubbles
Math?! I hate math!
Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
[effeminate] You've got one minute!
[effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we? 25.
[She only filled in the dots to draw a flower]
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Bubbles
Ha!
Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!
[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
Bubbles
He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Yes, uh...well, it was sort of an accident...
RRobin
That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! [his eyes widen] Your dad is funny!
[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Bubbles
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Today, for the first time ever . . .
Bubbles
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . we have discovered an individual . . .
Bubbles
. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . whose bravery . . .
Bubbles
. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
Bubbles
. . .cheep . . .
Bubbles
. . . cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
Bubbles
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Bubbles
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
Bubbles
. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Bubbles
. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]
Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid!
Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo.
Bubbles
We're sisters and we love each other!
And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.
Gimme a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?
[Pause]
No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup punches Him into a black hole] NO!
And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.
[jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!
[The Buttercup doll gets the same treatment; the genuine article matches Blossom's response]
[Now the same things happen to the Bubbles doll and Bubbles herself]
Bubbles
[singed] Oh! In my tailbone!
Bubbles
[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!
Bubbles, what are you talking about?
Bubbles
QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?
[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.
[panicked] What? What do they want?
Bubbles
He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!
[A fourth round of gasps]
Bubbles
But why?
[A fifth round of gasps]
Bubbles
But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...
Bubbles
...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.
Bubbles
And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.
[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.
Bubbles
And the Mayor because he's a big baby!
I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]
Bubbles
[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?
And, well, that's what happened.
Bubbles
So...do you have him?
[pulling Octi out of his jacket] Of course I have him.
[The Mayor gasps]
Mayor, we're done gasping.
Bubbles
[holding tentacle out to Professor] Can you fix him?
Of course I can.[he tries] Oh, it doesn't fit!
Bubbles
That's because you've got the leg in backwards. [turns it] Now try it. [he succeeds; she smiles and hugs Octi] Yippee! Oh, Octi, I'll never let you out of my sight again, ever!
[Last lines of the series. Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door for Mojo]
Bubbles
MOJO! You get out of there! You're nothing but a big party pooper!
[moaning from contaminated banana cream pie he ate] Oh, how did you know?
[The toilet is flushed]
And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.
Bubbles
[To Princess] Duh! You're naughty!
Bubbles
YEAH-HUH!
You bought the city and legalized crime!
You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
Bubbles
You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!
You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!
Bubbles
You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!
You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
[The Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]
The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!
[Princess starts shaking angrily]
Bubbles
[To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!
Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!
[The Girls stare at her angrily]
They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]
SCSanta Claus
You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!
[The Girls smile and nod]
SCSanta Claus
Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO ME!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!!!
[There is total silence for a few seconds; suddenly, Santa gets angry]
SCSanta Claus
LIST SCHMIST!!! I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LIST TELLIN' ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE!! [Grabs the note and starts tearing it up] YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS!! CHECK IT! PRINCESS... [Grabs Princess by the ear] YOU HAVE GONE AND WORKED OFF MY LAST NERVE!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Starts rubbing her ear]
SCSanta Claus
I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [Points up at a really big and tall list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
[Princess gasps and Santa puts her name on the list; Princess screams in terror]
YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!!
[Princess flies out the window; Santa presses his nose and Princess loses her costume and powers and screams and falls into snow]
NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!
[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]
[Princess slaps her again]
[Princess slaps her once again]
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
[Buttercup stares at Princess, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Bubbles
Yeah. Nice one.
Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles
Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles
December 26.
Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles
December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]
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