[After Buttercup finally agrees to be given a bath]
Bubbles
Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?
[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...
You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.
Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Bubbles?!
Bubbles
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
Bubbles
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!
Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
Because... because you were playing the monster.
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
Well, then who am I supposed to be?!
No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!
No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!
Bubbles
I'll be Bubbles.
BBBlossom, Buttercup
YOU CAN'T!
[Bubbles starts to cry as her sisters keep arguing, until the Professor crossly opens the door]
Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?
[All three Girls start talking at once]
One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
Bubbles
We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
[bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Bubbles
Be careful with that Chemical X.
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
Bubbles
What have you done?
BBunny
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]
Bubbles
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
[A scrap of purple cloth with black stripe flutters down to the ground in front of them. They gasp in shock and sadness, realizing their sister is dead.]
Bubbles
Oh no! She exploded!
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
Bubbles
She was good after all. [sniffles] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in sorrow and guilt, and the scene dissolves to an overhead view of the street, pulling back slowly. Fade to black.]
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!
Bubbles
Yeah!
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.
Bubbles
[Picks up the phone] Hello?
Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Bubbles
Who shall I say is calling?
Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
Bubbles
[Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!
[picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
I also have a great recipe for pound--
[Mojo hangs up]
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Bubbles
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]