Blossom quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Blossom

Not so fast...

Buttercup

Mojo...

Bubbles

Jojo!

Mojo Jojo

Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?

Mojo

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF—?!

Blossom

Don't play dumb! We know you've got some evil plot underway!

Mojo

What are you talking about?

Buttercup

Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!

Mojo

No.

Blossom

No diabolical plans to destroy the world?

Mojo

No.

Bubbles

Turn everyone into zombies and you scare people?!

Mojo

Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes... today.

Blossom

Then what were you doing before we got here?!

Mojo

Sleeping!

Buttercup

Before that!

Mojo

Reading the paper!

Blossom

Oh. Well, you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!

Mojo

[sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore.

Blossom

Okay, Fuzzy, prepare to get stomped!

Buttercup

This is for anything you broke! [punches him]

Blossom

This is for anyone you hurt! [pulls on his antennae]

Bubbles

AND THIS IS FOR TAKING A BATH!

Buttercup

Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just taking a bath...

Bubbles

Fuzzy?

Blossom

Um, we didn't mean to...

Blossom

[chuckles nervously] I guess you weren't going crazy, you were just taking a bath.

[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?

Blossom

Uh, we were wondering-

How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.

Blossom

Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?

No, not today. Why do you ask?

Blossom

No reason, just wondering.

This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.

Blossom

So, you haven't been...?

Nope!

Blossom

Okay, I guess we'll see you later.

I guess you will.

Blossom

Okay, bye, then.

Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...

Mojo

[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]

[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!

Mojo

Yes, sir! What is it?

[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.

Mojo

The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?

What?! How did you know?

Mojo

The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.

Well, put him on!

Fuzzy

BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!

This is an outrage!

Mojo

You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!

Fuzzy

BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]

We should complain!

Mojo

But to whom?

Big Billy

[answers the phone] Hello?

I demand to speak with the Mayor!

Big Billy

He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?

Do you know when he'll be back?

Big Billy

Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.

Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?

Big Billy

Uh, this is Billy.

Billy who?

Big Billy

Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?

[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!

Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!

Blossom

Hello?

Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!

Blossom

[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.

Goodnight, Professor.

So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?

Buttercup

Come on, you guys, get up and fight!

Blossom

Buttercup, what are you doing?! We can't hurt the ones we love!

Buttercup

Those people aren't our loved ones; our loved ones would never want to hurt us!

[getting the point] Hey... yeah!

Buttercup

[points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!

[giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...

Buttercup

Which means...

Let's get 'em!

[frowns] Uh-oh.

Blossom

Don't ever make us have to do that again!

Buttercup

Or it will be your last!

[effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be baaaack! [laughs evilly and leaves]

Blossom

So now you know why we had to do what we did. We all feel really bad, and hope that you'll forgive us.

Bubbles

Besides, it hurt us a lot more than it hurt you.

Well now, we wouldn't say that! [all laughing]

[laughing, then groaning] Don’t worry, we forgive you. Because once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! Oh, nurse, isn't it time for my sponge bath?

Blossom

Whoops!

Thanks, Blossom!

Buttercup

[angrily] Way to go, Ice Princess.

Bubbles

You did a bad thing, Blossom.

Blossom

I know. [flies over to cops she accidentally froze] Sorry, Mr. Policeman. [flies over to citizens she accidentally froze] Sorry, people of Townsville. [flies over to a tree she accidentally froze] Sorry, tree. I promise, I'll never use my ice powers again.

Whew! Is it me, or did things just get a little hotter?

Blossom

Let's play duck-duck-goose. I'll be it. [begins to fly around the circle] Duck...Duck...Duck... [tapping Bubbles] Goose! Can't catch me! [flies across the playground, with Bubbles in hot pursuit; laughing] What's the matter? Am I too fast for cute little Bubbles?

Bubbles

[angrily puts on an extra burst of speed and catches Blossom, driving her face into the ground] Ha! I got you! You're out! Done! Finished! You were beaten down, sister, by CUTE LITTLE BUBBLES!!!

Blossom

Sheesh, relax! It's just a game.

Bubbles

The Bubbles you know is gone! I'M HARDCORE NOW!!!

Buttercup

But, um, you're going overboard.

Blossom

That's not the Powerpuff way.

Bubbles

Forget the Powerpuff way! I'm doing it my way. I can handle Townsville myself!

[shocked] What?!

Buttercup

But we're a team!

Blossom

We look out for each other!

Bubbles

I don't mean to burst your bubble, girls, but from now on... [flying past them] ...I fly solo.

Whoa! Sister's doing it for herself! Let's hope she knows what she's doing.

Blossom

Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you.

Buttercup

And you know what?

Bubbles

[still angry] What?!

You're hardcore!

Bubbles

[turning around, softening] Really? [giggling] Aw, shucks. And girls, I'm sorry for running off. [Mojo recovers from his injuries] Mojo would never have gotten me if I had you two to look out for me.

Blossom

Team?

Buttercup

Team!

Bubbles

Team!

Bubbles

[rapidly punching Mojo] Why, you...! How dare you zap me and my sisters?! Take this! And that! And this! And this! And that!

I'm Princess, and my Daddy buys me anything I want! AND I WANNA BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!

Blossom

Well, I'm sorry, but you can't.

Bubbles

We were born with superpowers.

Buttercup

You can't just buy superpowers.

Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman!

[crying] Why won't you let me be a Powerpuff Girl?

Blossom

Because you're just a spoiled brat. [puts Princess down] And being a Powerpuff Girl isn't about getting your way, or having the best stuff, or being popular or powerful. It's about using your own unique abilities to help people and the world we all live in. And you, little girl, have done nothing worthy of the name "Powerpuff".

[offscreen] Help! Help! Save me!

Blossom

Someone's in trouble!

Whoa...

Buttercup

[uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,...this is creepy...

Blossom

[uncomfortable] Yeah, Buttercup… creepy.

Bubbles

[excited] Cool!

[offscreen] Bubbles!

Bubbles

Sorry.

[offscreen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!

[hears the girls' screams] The girls!

Mojo Jojo

MY MACHINE!!

[playing with the aiming yoke] Duh, hey, look, Boss, I'm drivin'!

Mojo Jojo

[shoves them away] Get out of here! This is my machine! [laughs evilly] Now I've got you, Powerpuff Girls! And it is my plan that will destroy you! And then I will rule the world!

Buttercup

Mojo, you creep!

Blossom

This is the Amoebas' plan!

Bubbles

Yeah! You're just jealous!

Mojo Jojo

[shocked and confused] No! No! It is mine, I tell you! I came up with the crab! And the laser! And even the chewing gum that holds you!

Chewing gum?

Blossom

Girls! "Chew" thinking what I'm thinking?

[nodding] Mmm-hmm!

Blossom

Well, Amoeba Boys, playing dumb all these years!

Bubbles

When all the while, you were criminal masterminds!

Buttercup

Looks like it's the big house for you!

Mojo Jojo

[going ballistic] But it is I who planned it! I did it, not them! I am the criminal mastermind! I am the evil genius! I smart! They dumb! I am responsible for trying to destroy you!

Blossom

[smiling] Okay. Then you go to jail.

Mojo

[triumphantly] That's right!

Bubbles

Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?

Buttercup

[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...

Blossom

You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.

Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]