Pokémon Season 7 quotes

All right, Pikachu, are you ready to go to the next gym?

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Fresh off a victory at the Mauville Gym, which earned him his third badge, Ash can't wait to get to his next battle, in hopes of qualifying for the Hoenn League.

Hey, Ash, what's the name of the next town we're going to?

Huh? [chuckles] Come to think of it, Max, I guess I'm not sure.

[disappointed] That's great.

Well, I happen to know, our next stop is Fallarbor Town.

That doesn't sound right?

Yeah, this says the next gym is in Lavaridge Town.

Well, if Lavaridge Town is my next badge, then that's where we're going.

Pikachu

Pika pika.

Now wait just a minute, Ash! Nurse Joy said the next Pokémon Contest is in Fallarbor Town, so we're going there!

Nope, my battle's in Lavaridge Town!

BUT I'LL MISS MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

LAVARIDGE TOWN!

FALLARBOR TOWN!

FIRST MY GYM BATTLE!

FIRST MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

Alright, settle down, you two.

We'll do both. [The camera cuts to his PokéNav which has two red dots flashing] Those two towns are almost right next to each other.

Great, then why don't we go to Fallarbor Town right now? [turns to Ash] And after that, we can head to Lavaridge Town for your gym battle.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Okay, I know when I'm outvoted.

Pikachu

Pika.

Then let's hit the road, you guys, and Fallarbor Town, look out!

All that hard work for nothing...

So much for the fruit of our labour.

Guess we're just stuck with the fruit we already got.

Wobbuffet.

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.

Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!

It's coming down!

Run for it!

Ba. Bagon!

I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.

Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]

Taillow!

Taaiiiiii!

It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!

Taaiiiiii!

Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]

Taillow, dodge it.

Taillow! [Flies upwards]

Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.

Taillow!

Ha!

Oh!

Huh?

[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.

It dodged it.

[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?

What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!

Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!

We never said that.

We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.

Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.

Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!

Are you alright?

My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.

Okay, I'm Michelle.

Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!

Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.

And I'm Max.

My name's May. Hi!

Pikachu

Pika, Pikachu.

This is the captain! Lunch will not be served today!

Togetic, I love you!

Now I know what a hotdog feels like: boiled in its own juices.

I'm sweating here like a Snorlax in leather pants.

Oh, please! Stop the pity party, wimps! We'll find water any minute now.

I'll take a large, please. [faints]

Make dat two wit ice. [faints]

Oh, who am I kidding? [faints]

Hey, am I crazy or does my brother have a girlfriend?

Hey, Max. Great win, Way to go!

[tearfully heartbroken] What's so great about it? [Corphish tries to confort him]

Oh, poor Max. I guess Corphish chopped his heart in two with its pincer!

It's a nasty habit a lot of Camerupt have, for some reason, getting hit in the face tends to make them uncontrollably angry, and after that, its Eruption time.

Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.

[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?

I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!

Wobbuffet.

So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]

Seviper!

Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.

Seviper.

I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish they could abandon on an island or throw down a Raticate hole. Cassidy, for instance!

Cassidy?

She's the one I'd tear into pieces if I had half a chance!

Seviper, Bite attack now!

Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]

Zangoose, just keep dodging!

Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!

All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!

Here it comes!

Seviper!

All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!

I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!

[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]

Pikachu

Pikaaaaaaaa!

[surprised] Huh?

Pikachu!

Hold up a minute!

Pikachu's ours, we stole it!

I got yaaaaa!

Give us back Pikachu!

Forget about it, it's ours now!

Give it back, Team Rocket!

Let go of my foot!

Wrong, that's my foot!

Wobba wobba.

[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!

Wobbuffet!

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Pikachu

Pika.

Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!

Zangoose.

[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!

Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!

[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!

You're all a bunch of cheaters!

You guys are the cheaters!

Pikachu

Pika pika!

Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!

Zangoose, attack now!

Zangoose.

I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!

Prepare for trouble, we've got a Numel mobile! And make it double, cause we're making it real! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! I'm Jessie! And don't forget James! Team Rocket, landing clean at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, yep, that's right! Wobbuh!

Yeah, who are you, guys?

Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!

And make it double that's for sure!

Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!

Wait a minute!

Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!

Wal, Walrein!

Crawdaunt!

Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.

To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!

So, any ideas, Ash?

Well, first we gotta get down from here.

Sorry for this mess, guys. Believe it or not, I was planning on doing all this clean up myself.