Pokémon Season 7 quotes

This Gym Battle between Flannery, our first year Gym Leader and Ash from Pallet Town will now begin.

Grandpa! Do you have to say that I'm new?

No "Grandpa" stuff out here, Flannery. You'll address me as Judge.

Yeah, alright.

Trainers can use up to three Pokémon, though only the challenger is allowed to make substitutions.

Say what?!

Do you not know the rules?

Yeah, of course I do. [laughs] Well Ash, It's showtime!

Yup, Should be a great battle if you're as good as you say you are.

Uhhhhhh, yeah.

Prepare for trouble from the masters of lies and deceit.

Make it double and you’ll learn how to cheat.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off like a rockin’, sockin’ soccer ball.

Surrender now or prepare to fall.

Meowth, that’s all!

Wobbuffet!

Hey, what's going on? Let go of my mask!

[Explaining how to fly] As soon as you're going fast enough while you flap your wings, you jump!

Blu, blu, blu, blu!

Swablu!

You were caught red-handed!

But don't be Swablu.

Blu, blu, blu!

Team Rocket!

Pikachu

Pika!

Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!

Make it double, we're all togethers!

To protect the boss from insomniation!

To unite a well-rested nation!

To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!

To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

So, who in the name of science are you?

Humans can have that same problem.

Really? What are you, an expert now?

Well, as a matter fact, I am. After spending time with you day after day, I felt like I was going berserk myself.

What was that?!

Don't hurt me! It was a joke.

[gasps] Now Max, you know I'd never hurt my sweet, adorable, little brother.

Hmm.

But maybe you should watch what you say, just in case!

That same old thing?! How about something new?

Huh? What are you talking about?

Prepare for trouble, funny you should ask!

And make it double—

Aw, come on. Talk about old!

As you can see, Skitty's quite a juggler.

Now you're talkin'.

Go!

Those two are dumb and dumber! So then what does that make me?

I dunno, dumberer?

No, it would be dumbest! Not dumberer, dumbest!

[in unison] Oh, no!

[shocked] What was that explosion?!

[fueled with fury] That does it! You'll regret ever coming to this town! [The Team Rocket trio tremble in fear]

Okay, so now I'm afraid.

Why is Dad flipping out like that?

Good Lord!

NOW, SLAKING!!! [Slaking furiously runs out of the greenhouse and in front of Team Rocket]

Wow, look at that!

Pikachu

Pika!

[roars ferociously] SLAKIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! [the roar makes the Team Rocket trio shriek]

Go, Slaking, give 'em your Focus Punch! [Slaking hurls Focus Punch on the Team Rocket trio, sending them flying into the air]

What was that?

King of the jungle.

In that case, we just got the royal treatment.

We're blasting off again!

Incredible! Raising your voice to a girl just 'cause she's looking in the mirror.

Talk about nerve! Standin' around gazing at yourself while your friends are all waiting.

What did you say?!

You heard me!

Wanna know what your problem is?

I already know!

Brock, is it only me, or have they been fighting all day?

All day.

I wish they could just bring it to a close already.

No kidding.

I can't stand you, Ash Ketchum!

Gee, I'm heartbroken!

Excuse us, you two lovebirds.

Oscar is the name.

I'm Andi, and love is the name.

Check out those guys. What's up with them?

Hello, gorgeous.

Seeing how much in love you two appear to be...

We thought we'd offer you a challenge.

Us, in love?

[with his arms folded] Huh! That's a laugh!

Hardy har har!

Hmm mmm mmm. That's what young lovebirds always say.

And fighting's the first sign of love.

It's pretty obvious that you two were in the middle of a fight, right?

That means...

You two are in love.

We don't think, we know.

Told you. You answered together.

That was the worst battle ever.

Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.

Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.

You got something to say?

I just did!

Oh, yeah?

Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.

Pikachu

Pika Pika.

[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.

Whoa.

You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.

I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.

Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.

Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.

Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?

Take that back!

I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!

Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!

Now that's crossing the line, Buster!

[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!

[sings] La la la la.

And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?

[to May, who she is teaming up with against James and Ash] I hope you're ready. With our combined feminine prowess, they'll be toast in no time flat!

[nervously] Uhh... well, yeah, I suppose I wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two.

[to Ash] Let's blow those whining women to the Dark Ages, right where they belong!

[as if to say "That's a little extreme..."] Mmm... yeah, okay!