Do this right Seviper, now go use Sacred Fire!
SSeviper
[does nothing but stares at Jessie in confusion] Seviper? [Sacred Fire?!]
I'm not sure Seviper knows how to use that attack...
Well, come on! Use Sacred Fire! What are you waiting for?
[Seviper starts sweating and shakes its head fast, as if to say, "I don't even know that move!"]
You don't know it? Alright, use Water Pulse! [Seviper shakes its head again as if to say, "I don't know that move either!"] Then use Blaze Kick! [Seviper shakes its head more faster, sweating even more as if to say "You have got to be kidding me!". You could guess where this is going.]
I guess that Seviper ain't learned new attacks.
[horrified] What?! [starts looking at a book to look up moves Seviper can learn. As she lists the moves, Seviper starts gushing a waterfall of sweat, knowing that it does not know any of the moves mentioned] Ok, let me see here. You know Dragon Claw? What about Psywave? Luster Purge? AAAAHHHH!! Would somebody please wake me up from this terrible nightmare?!
MAMale audience member
[as the crowd starts booing] You're a waste of our time and money!
FAFemale audience member
Why did she even enter?!
[Ash has just won a match against Nicholai using Treecko, but Team Rocket are spying on him from behind a bush]
Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.
[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?
I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!
[Wobbuffet pops up]
So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]
Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.
[Seviper and Zangoose are battling each other]
Seviper, Bite attack now!
SSeviper
Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]
NNicholai
Zangoose, just keep dodging!
ZZangoose
Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!
All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!
[Seviper uses Poison Tail]
NNicholai
All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!
I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!
SSeviper
[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]
[The cage that Pikachu is inside lands infront of Jessie and Nicholai]
JNJessie & Nicholai
[surprised] Huh?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his friends, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet racing to the cage]
Pikachu's ours, we stole it!
[They get into a fight...]
Forget about it, it's ours now!
Give it back, Team Rocket!
[Until Wobbuffet walks away with Pikachu in the cage]
[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!
[Ash, Brock, May, Max, James and Meowth start chasing after Wobbuffet]
[The chase continues when Nicholai appears in his Zangoose costume]
NNicholai
Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!
[The chase continues until Jessie pops up]
[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!
Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!
[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!
You're all a bunch of cheaters!
You guys are the cheaters!
Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!
NNicholai
Zangoose, attack now!
I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!
[Zangoose runs around as Seviper chases it]
[Delibird throws several Poké Balls into the air.]
[Could it be...? It is! It's Team Rocket's old Pokémon that were left at HQ: Yanmega, Seviper, Woobat, Frillish, Gourgeist, Mime Jr., Yamask, Inkay, Amoonguss and Carnivine! Each of Team Rocket's old Pokémon announce themselves.]
YYanmega
Yan-Yan! [Hello again!]
SSeviper
Seviper! [Long time no see!]
WWoobat
Woobat-Woobat! [Did you miss us?]
FFrillish
Frillish-Frillish! [It's great to be back!]
GGourgeist
Gourgeist-Gour! [What's up?]
Mime-Mime-Mime-Mime! [Just like good old days!]
YYamask
Yamask! [Ready to work!]
IInkay
Inkay-Ink! [I'm in for some more fun!]
AAmoonguss
Amoonguss! [Love the surprise?]
CCarnivine
Carnivine! [It's going to be delightful!]
MMorpeko
Mor-Morpeko. [You must be the other mons Jessie and James mentioned.]
[Team Rocket cheered in excitement at seeing their old Pokémon again. Just like the good old days!]
Dear Frillish, and Gourgeist and Woobat and Yanmega! Seviper! Dearies! [Her Pokémon are cuddling her quite well.]
Inkay, Mime Jr., Amoonguss, Dear Yamask! Chomp down, Carnivine! [James' mons are cuddling him as well with Carnivine biting James' head.]
Nothing like a Pokémon party to rock the house!
Wobba-Wobbuffet! [I sure miss those guys!]
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