Max quotes from Pokémon

Torchic, use Amber!

[confused] Tor?

You mean Ember.

Oops, I mean Ember!

You mean...

There's...

No lunch?!

You're one professional traveler, Ash. I'm surprised you'd forget something like our food.

She has a point.

[shocked] All right, guess I messed up.

[referring to Nicholai] Ahh! That Zigzagoon disguised itself as a human!

Would you like to take another whack at that, sis? That really is a human!

I didn't know Zigzagoon could evolve into humans.

[exasperated] Are we really related?!

I don't think it's about the food.

You're right. Treecko are tree climber Pokémon. Plus, they're pretty shy so it's more comfortable up there.

[breathes in] Ahhh! That smells great!

What smells great? The air pollution, garbage, or the car exhaust?

NO! Not Fire attacks too?

That Pelipper is full of surprises, huh!

Um, Max, I thought that you said that Pelipper can only use Flying and Water attacks. Sounds like you need to study a little more.

That's all it can use. I don't get it, What's the deal with this Pelipper? This is not supposed to be happening.

We'll reset with the controls for something else!

One! Two! Three! Four! Five! [dressed as a Sunflora] Sun! Sun! Sun! Sun!

Aah! Persian evolved into a Sunflora? But that's not possible!

Oh, sure. That's what everybody told Albert Einstein before he invented the light bulb. I guess he showed them what's not possible didn't he?

Edison invented the light bulb!

He certainly did.

How could anyone be that bad?

No joke.

Teacher, everything's ready. [one is refereeing the match, while the other students have assembled the camera equipment for recording the battle]

Alright, thanks!

Wow, they call you teacher?

Yes. You see, they're all students from the Trainer's school, Brock. They come here to work in the gym as interns and in the process of assisting me, they also gain valuable experience as trainers.

Cool.

Say, Ash? Mind if I made a video tape of our battle?

Uhhh...no.

Thanks. I like to use the videos in class. I've found that if trainers were able to watch and study actual gym battles, it's a great way to learn.

Okay, we're close to the rendezvous point.

Crawdaunt!

Crawdaunt, what? Huh? [Looks back to see that the S.S. Wingull, Mr. Briney's high tech boat, is pursing them] Where'd that boat come from?

Team Aqua! Give Peeko back to me now! The oceans tie the world together! You will never get away from me!

Heh! Oh please! Spare me the dramatics!

[from inside the S.S. Wingull] He's picking up speed!

And heading straight for Triangle Rock!

I'll bet that's where he's gonna meet up with the rest of his team members.

You're right. C'mon, Pikachu.

Pikachu

Pika. [He leaves with Ash]

Huh?

Wait!

Okay, Crawdaunt's a water Pokémon, so let's fight it by using Lightning.

Pikachu

Pikaaaaaaa... [Charges up electricity]

[to Crawdaunt] Water Pulse!

Crawdaunt! [Uses Water Pulse on the S.S. Wingull, sending it flying]

Warrgghh!

Follow up with Bubble Beam!

Crawdaunt! [Uses Bubble Beam and it sends a huge wave over the S.S. Wingull]

Oh! They're almost at Triangle Rock!

[quoting Brawly] Totally gnarly with some really wicked wavage?

Anyone here speak that language?

Wow, this cave seems to go on forever...

Yeah, kinda like you do sometimes...

Oh, no! I don't believe it!

Prepare for trouble from the depths of the earth!

And make it double for all the trouble it's worth!

And they still insist on doing their motto?

Pretty pathetic, isn't it?

The shame.

What?! Me?! A monster?!

A talking monster!

Yoo-hoo! It's a person!

Team Rocket!

I can't believe you were just a nice old couple!

No one's ever accused us of being old!

And certainly not a couple!