[The title card comes up]
[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.
[A Bagon leaps into the air]
Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!
It's coming down!
Run for it!
[Ash and his friends run away from the falling Bagon, but Bagon hits a rock, destroying it on impact. Ash and his friends turn back. When the dust clears, they see Bagon who is now standing on the ground]
Ba. Bagon!
I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.
Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]
Taillow!
Bagon [turning to Taillow] Ba? [Starts racing against Taillow to the top of a rocky mountain and waits to attack] Bagon!
Taaiiiiii!
It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!
Taaiiiiii!
[Bagon launches itself off the edge of the cliff]
Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]
Taillow, dodge it.
[Taillow stops flying for a moment, but Bagon misses it]
Taillow! [Flies upwards]
[Then, Bagon hits its head on a rock and stands its ground]
Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.
Taillow!
[Then, Michelle, a woman dressed in purple appears on the scene]
Ha!
Oh!
Huh?
[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.
[Bagon jumps out of Taillow's path as Taillow swoops past]
It dodged it.
[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?
What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!
Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!
We never said that.
We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.
Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.
Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!
Are you alright?
My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.
Okay, I'm Michelle.
Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!
Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.
And I'm Max.
My name's May. Hi!
Pika, Pikachu.
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