Wobbuffet quotes from Pokémon

[appears] Wob-buffet!

[to Wobbuffet] Must you always butt into our business?!

[nodding] Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu.

[recalling Wobbuffet] I was afraid you'd say that.

That rule stuff's a lot o' baloney! Rules fer decent honourable trainers don't apply ta us!

Okay, hold it, Totodile! Your turn Pikachu! Aim a Thunderbolt Attack right where it's cracked!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Wobbuffet!

Oh as bad as that was; it taught us all an important lesson.

It may be cloudy but our motto always shines through.

[pops out] Wobba-fet!

Yes, that’s right, Wobbuffet. I- Hey! Who asked you for your opinion? You’re never right!

Mmmm, I’d love to bring that back to the boss.

We’d move straight to the Hitmontop of his list.

Then why don’t we try to catch it?

Wobbuffet!

Exactly right!

Would you get back in your ball?!

[when being sent back in] Wobbu!

We were talking about the top, not the bottom.

Ahhh... Ain't that beautiful?... Nuttin' makes me more peaceful an' calm than sittin' an' watchin' a sunset.

[pops up behind him] Wo-bba!

Hey! Pipe down! Can't ya see I'm calm an' peaceful here, ya dopey blob?!

Failed again.

Foiled again.

Wobbu, Wobbu.

Our simple plan is spoiled again.

Woooobbuffet

We're blasting off like always!

Woooobbuffet

We have to do something! We're headed for disaster!

Woooobbuffet

We don't need another disaster!

Can't you see that we're about to crash?!

Wobbu!

We must've skipped off the surface, James, just like a stone.

Skipping like a stone is a whole lot better than sinking like one, Jessie.

Don't look now, but I think we're sunk anyways.

Huh?

Wobbu, Wobb!

You didn't think we'd be back so soon, did you?

We may be losers, but we're certainly not quitters!

Our balloon's patched up, and we're ready to rock!

Wooooobbuffet!

Bye, Houndoom. It was nice stealing you.

Wooooobbuffet!

Houndoom use your flamethrower!

GRRRRRR! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Whoa! We've been fried!

Wooooobbuffet!

Bye-Bye now!

Togepi

Toge-Togepriii!

Helllllllllllllll.

Togepi

Toge...

To get Pikachu, we need that key. The key's with Wobbuffet and Wobbuffet's gone.

All of a sudden, Wobbuffet's our key player.

[impersonating Wobbuffet] Wobbuffet!

I never thought I'd be saying this but I kind of miss the little blob...

Wobbuffet added that certain nothin'.

[impersonating Wobbuffet] Wobbuffet!

[off camera] Jessie?

What is it now, James?!

Look! Wobbuffet!

Hmmm?

Wobbuffet, wait!

Look! The twerps are here!

[off camera] Wobbuffet!

Listen to me, Wobbuffet! Hit the brakes! Just hit the brakes!

It's no use, Wobbuffet's out like a light!

I'm gonna have to get into that boat!

Not before I do!

Wobbu! [Turns to Ash and Jessie, but he accidentally breaks off the steering wheel] Wobbuffet!

Wobbuffet's awake again.

Yes, but shouldn't that steering wheel be steering?

Wobbuffet?

Wobbuffet, pull the throttle back! It'll stop!

Wobbu! [Puts the throttle up, but the lever breaks, causing the speedboat to go faster as Ash and Jessie hang on for dear life. Meanwhile, Goneff is riding a motorcycle with three police cars in pursuit]

Hee hee hee hee hee. Next time, don't leave motorcycle running, flatfeet!

Get out of the way!

We're gonna crash into it!

WAAAAAA! [Lands on Goneff's motorcycle]

Oh, it's you, you double criss-crosser!

Wobbuffet!

Wobbuffet's gone! Where did it go?!

Never mind that, look! I choose you, Totodile! [Sends out Totodile]

Toto toto toto.

Hurry, Totodile, shoot your Water Gun against that bridge!

Totodile! [Uses Water Gun on the bridge support with a ladder, which brings the speedboat to a complete stop]

You were great, Totodile.

To, toto toto toto...

Hey Ash. Team Rocket.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Pikachu, Thunderbolt!

Pikachu

Pika? Pika-CHU!! [the thunderbolt starts frying Team Rocket]

Now Octillery, Ocktazooka!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Wobbufett!

Do you smell something burning?

I think we're smelling us?

Quite a Thunderbolt.

It has renewed my energy and passion.

Wobbuffet!

Here we go.

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Wobbuffet!

Do this right Seviper, now go use Sacred Fire!

[does nothing but stares at Jessie in confusion] Seviper? [Sacred Fire?!]

Uh-oh...

I'm not sure Seviper knows how to use that attack...

Well, come on! Use Sacred Fire! What are you waiting for?

You don't know it? Alright, use Water Pulse! [Seviper shakes its head again as if to say, "I don't know that move either!"] Then use Blaze Kick! [Seviper shakes its head more faster, sweating even more as if to say "You have got to be kidding me!". You could guess where this is going.]

Awkward...

I guess that Seviper ain't learned new attacks.

Wobbu! [No duh!]

[horrified] What?! [starts looking at a book to look up moves Seviper can learn. As she lists the moves, Seviper starts gushing a waterfall of sweat, knowing that it does not know any of the moves mentioned] Ok, let me see here. You know Dragon Claw? What about Psywave? Luster Purge? AAAAHHHH!! Would somebody please wake me up from this terrible nightmare?!

[as the crowd starts booing] You're a waste of our time and money!

Why did she even enter?!