James quotes from Pokémon

...and next time, we steal men's clothes.

[checking each Sunflora] Hmmm, the leaves on this one are out of proportion with its petals... This one has a nice smile, but its shape leaves something to be desired... This one's physically nice but it lacks personality... There's something insincere about this one's smile... This one just doesn't want to win badly enough, you can tell by the look in its eyes...

[to Victreebel] Just remember how well I take care of you the next time you decide to bite the head that waters you.

Victreebel! Please! Not in front of the children!

It inflates its psychic self. But we'll put it on the shelf. Wobbuffet.

Surrender now with your exposed knees or prepare to fight!

Jessie's an idiot! Meowth's a loser! I don't need them!!!

This is the captain! Lunch will not be served today!

That wasn't nice. We're supposed to be a team.

This is better than my favorite soap opera!

Go, Cacnea! [sends out Cacnea, who hugs him] Eeeee!!! Cacnea, please! Do I look like a teething ring?!

That's my Grass-type! Go grow your own.

[singing] This is the way me make the antenna, make the antenna, make the antenna, this is the way we make the antenna, so early in the morning!

[singing] It's a new world after all~

"You're inventory, not artillery!!"