MMay
SOMETHING'S UP. You're acting weird.
MMax
What do you mean by weird?
MMay
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO MY TORCHIC, MAX?! TELL ME RIGHT NOW! COME ON, OUT WITH IT!
S6 E34Having a Wailord of a Time
[in a flashback, Max presents May a Combusken by mistake]
MMax
Congratulations, May! Your Torchic evolved into Combusken!
MMay
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?! DO YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF IDIOT?! WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE WITH MY TORCHIC?!
AAsh
Uh... Hi, May.
MMay
Torchic, I found you.
[May turns her attention to Ash]
MMay
YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, ASH KETCHUM!
MMax
Sorry, Ash, she got away from me.
S6 E35Win, Lose or Drew!
MMay
That Drew! Thinks he's so great!
S6 E36The Spheal of Approval
MMay
I must be in heaven!
No, you're just at the mall.
S6 E38A Different Kind of Misty!
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
AAlyssa
How about no way. Magnemite, Thunderbolt!
MMagnemite
Magnemite!
AAlyssa
It didn't work.
MMagnemite
Magnemite.
You're wasting your wattage.
We've shielded ourselves from all electrical hijynx!
Now, let's have it show our hand!
MMagnemite
Magnemite!
While we stay at arm's length!
AAlyssa
Magnemite!
Pika!
TThatcher
Oh no!
Looks like we have the stone and a lighter!
Guess we'll get glowing!
Time to fly!
Hey, you get back here!
Sorry. We can't hear you!
But you haven't heard the last of us!
They're getting away, and this fog is covering their escape!
MMay
It will be impossible to follow 'em!
S6 E39A Poké-BLOCK Party
AAll
1, 2, 3, and 4, and 5, 6, 7, and 8, 9, and 10! We did it!
We got Pikachu and Whismur!
AAsh
[smugly] I can figure this maze out with my eyes closed! [immediately runs into a dead end]
MMay
[deadpan] Maybe you should try it with your mouth closed.
S7 E1What You Seed is What You Get
[Ash and Pikachu exit the Pokémon Centre in Mauville City]
AAsh
All right, Pikachu, are you ready to go to the next gym?
Pikachu.
Fresh off a victory at the Mauville Gym, which earned him his third badge, Ash can't wait to get to his next battle, in hopes of qualifying for the Hoenn League.
MMax
Hey, Ash, what's the name of the next town we're going to?
AAsh
Huh? [chuckles] Come to think of it, Max, I guess I'm not sure.
MMax
[disappointed] That's great.
MMay
Well, I happen to know, our next stop is Fallarbor Town.
AAsh
That doesn't sound right?
[Max gets out his PokéNav]
MMax
Yeah, this says the next gym is in Lavaridge Town.
AAsh
Well, if Lavaridge Town is my next badge, then that's where we're going.
Pika pika.
MMay
Now wait just a minute, Ash! Nurse Joy said the next Pokémon Contest is in Fallarbor Town, so we're going there!
AAsh
Nope, my battle's in Lavaridge Town!
MMay
BUT I'LL MISS MY POKÉMON CONTEST!
AAsh
LAVARIDGE TOWN!
MMay
FALLARBOR TOWN!
AAsh
FIRST MY GYM BATTLE!
MMay
FIRST MY POKÉMON CONTEST!
Alright, settle down, you two.
MMax
We'll do both. [The camera cuts to his PokéNav which has two red dots flashing] Those two towns are almost right next to each other.
Great, then why don't we go to Fallarbor Town right now? [turns to Ash] And after that, we can head to Lavaridge Town for your gym battle.
MMay
Sounds like a good plan to me.
AAsh
Okay, I know when I'm outvoted.
Pika.
MMay
Then let's hit the road, you guys, and Fallarbor Town, look out!
All that hard work for nothing...
So much for the fruit of our labour.
Guess we're just stuck with the fruit we already got.
Wobbuffet.
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
S7 E3Let Bagons Be Bagons
[The title card comes up]
AAsh
[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.
[A Bagon leaps into the air]
BBagon
Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!
MMax
It's coming down!
AAsh
Run for it!
[Ash and his friends run away from the falling Bagon, but Bagon hits a rock, destroying it on impact. Ash and his friends turn back. When the dust clears, they see Bagon who is now standing on the ground]
BBagon
Ba. Bagon!
MMax
I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.
AAsh
Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]
TTaillow
Taillow!
Bagon [turning to Taillow] Ba? [Starts racing against Taillow to the top of a rocky mountain and waits to attack] Bagon!
TTaillow
Taaiiiiii!
AAsh
It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!
TTaillow
Taaiiiiii!
[Bagon launches itself off the edge of the cliff]
BBagon
Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]
AAsh
Taillow, dodge it.
[Taillow stops flying for a moment, but Bagon misses it]
TTaillow
Taillow! [Flies upwards]
[Then, Bagon hits its head on a rock and stands its ground]
AAsh
Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.
TTaillow
Taillow!
[Then, Michelle, a woman dressed in purple appears on the scene]
MMichelle
Ha!
Oh!
AMAsh, Max & May
Huh?
MMichelle
[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.
[Bagon jumps out of Taillow's path as Taillow swoops past]
AAsh
It dodged it.
MMichelle
[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?
AAsh
What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!
MMichelle
Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!
MMax
We never said that.
MMay
We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.
MMichelle
Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.
Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!
MMichelle
Are you alright?
My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.
MMichelle
Okay, I'm Michelle.
Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!
AAsh
Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.
MMax
And I'm Max.
MMay
My name's May. Hi!
Pika, Pikachu.
This is the captain! Lunch will not be served today!
S7 E5A Togepi Mirage!
Togetic, I love you!
S7 E6Candid Camerupt!
Now I know what a hotdog feels like: boiled in its own juices.
I'm sweating here like a Snorlax in leather pants.
Oh, please! Stop the pity party, wimps! We'll find water any minute now.
I'll take a large, please. [faints]
Make dat two wit ice. [faints]
Oh, who am I kidding? [faints]
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