Pokémon quotes

Hey, am I crazy or does my brother have a girlfriend?

Hey, Max. Great win, Way to go!

[tearfully heartbroken] What's so great about it? [Corphish tries to confort him]

Oh, poor Max. I guess Corphish chopped his heart in two with its pincer!

It's a nasty habit a lot of Camerupt have, for some reason, getting hit in the face tends to make them uncontrollably angry, and after that, its Eruption time.

Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.

[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?

I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!

Wobbuffet.

So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]

Seviper!

Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.

Seviper.

I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish they could abandon on an island or throw down a Raticate hole. Cassidy, for instance!

Cassidy?

She's the one I'd tear into pieces if I had half a chance!

Seviper, Bite attack now!

Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]

Zangoose, just keep dodging!

Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!

All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!

Here it comes!

Seviper!

All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!

I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!

[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]

Pikachu

Pikaaaaaaaa!

[surprised] Huh?

Pikachu!

Hold up a minute!

Pikachu's ours, we stole it!

I got yaaaaa!

Give us back Pikachu!

Forget about it, it's ours now!

Give it back, Team Rocket!

Let go of my foot!

Wrong, that's my foot!

Wobba wobba.

[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!

Wobbuffet!

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Pikachu

Pika.

Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!

Zangoose.

[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!

Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!

[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!

You're all a bunch of cheaters!

You guys are the cheaters!

Pikachu

Pika pika!

Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!

Zangoose, attack now!

Zangoose.

I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!

Prepare for trouble, we've got a Numel mobile! And make it double, cause we're making it real! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! I'm Jessie! And don't forget James! Team Rocket, landing clean at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, yep, that's right! Wobbuh!

Yeah, who are you, guys?

Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!

And make it double that's for sure!

Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!

Wait a minute!

Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!

Wal, Walrein!

Crawdaunt!

Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.

To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!

So, any ideas, Ash?

Well, first we gotta get down from here.

Sorry for this mess, guys. Believe it or not, I was planning on doing all this clean up myself.

This Gym Battle between Flannery, our first year Gym Leader and Ash from Pallet Town will now begin.

Grandpa! Do you have to say that I'm new?

No "Grandpa" stuff out here, Flannery. You'll address me as Judge.

Yeah, alright.

Trainers can use up to three Pokémon, though only the challenger is allowed to make substitutions.

Say what?!

Do you not know the rules?

Yeah, of course I do. [laughs] Well Ash, It's showtime!

Yup, Should be a great battle if you're as good as you say you are.

Uhhhhhh, yeah.

Prepare for trouble from the masters of lies and deceit.

Make it double and you’ll learn how to cheat.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off like a rockin’, sockin’ soccer ball.

Surrender now or prepare to fall.

Meowth, that’s all!

Wobbuffet!

Hey, what's going on? Let go of my mask!

[Explaining how to fly] As soon as you're going fast enough while you flap your wings, you jump!

Blu, blu, blu, blu!

Swablu!

You were caught red-handed!

But don't be Swablu.

Blu, blu, blu!

Team Rocket!

Pikachu

Pika!

Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!

Make it double, we're all togethers!

To protect the boss from insomniation!

To unite a well-rested nation!

To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!

To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

So, who in the name of science are you?