[Doofenshmirtz is hiding in the balcony while Norm is stuck on a wall thanks to a giant bat inside Doofenshmirtz's laboratory]
Vanessa? Oh no. [crawls inside back to the lab] Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE! There's a huge bat on the loose!
Really? [sees the giant bat shrieking at her] WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.
No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.
Now c'mon. [gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up] Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.
[sighs] Well, okay. [the giant bat grabs him with its mouth]
[shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly] Oh NO, NO, NO! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!
RRodrigo
Hmm. Let's see, the bats to secret. [Vanessa crying] Oh, don't cry. They're like you.
Isabella, you've been awfully quiet all day.
[Isabella stares at her watch for a few seconds, then...]
I have just earned my "24 Hours of Silence" patch! I can see why you don't talk much, Ferb. I actually quite enjoyed it. I ended up having an inner dialogue with myself all day.
[Zoom into Ferb's mind, where it is revealed to be populated by himself and giant versions of his head]
FHFerb head #1
Yes, the universe is constantly expanding.
FHFerb head #2
But what is it expanding into?
FHFerb head #3
Okay, now my mind is blown.
[The O.W.C.A. animal agents are having their graduation ceremony on one side of the Knights of Danville Hall ballroom as well as the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. evil scientists are having their disservice awards in the other, and are all sharing the same space with the divider in the middle]
[closes the divider after seeing Doofenshmirtz] Huh. What are the odds?
[opens the divider] Wait, you're the Capulet Bar Mitzvah?
You're the Hatfield Wedding? [the animal agents and evil scientist all make angry looks at each other, preparing to brawl] Alright, everyone, take it easy. Just calm down. No reason to get upset. We've got a massive security deposit on this place. So, everybody just...
PParrot
[squawks] Polly wants a street-fight!
[They all charge at each other and break out in a western-style brawl]
MMan
[enters the ballroom and the fighting screeches to a stop as everybody looks at him] Hup. Sorry to interrupt. I'll come back when you're done. [leaves and the brawl resumes]
We are so gonna lose our deposit.
[entering Candace's room with a box of her old stuff from the attic] Here's your stuff from the attic, Candace. I don't know why you couldn't find it.
I don't know, Mom. It must've been behind something.
Candace, you didn't go up there at all, did you?
Oh, Mom, I just couldn't go up there. It's all gross and webby.
Candace Flynn, don't tell me you're still afraid of spiders.
[Candace enters the attic to get a spare electromagnetic coupling fuse from Ferb's box, but is having a hard time struggling to overcome her arachnophobia]
There's Ferb's box way over there. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't go way over there!
[Phineas' hologram appears]
[screams] Phineas, how did you get up here?
I'm using the Ferb-o-graphic technology. [cut to him using it at Mount Danville] What's taking so long? Did you find the box?
[Cut back to Candace in the attic]
Well, it's right over there by all those spider webs. Be a pal and grab it for me, will ya?
What? No, I-I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram. You have to do it.
Well, what's the matter, Candace?
It's my fear of spiders! I've been trying to overcome it all day.
Well, that is a valid fear. You should be cautious around some spid—
Phineas, you're not helping!
Come on, you've already done so many brave things. Remember when you helped us rescue Klimpaloon? And what about that time you got that really big bird to quit pecking our house? Or when you climbed up on the motor of our baguette boat after I gave you a similar pep talk?
Yeah! You know what? You're right. If I could do that, then I should be able to walk across the attic, right? It's being silly. Heck, I don't even remember what I was afraid of.
Spiders. [Candace screams and climbs back down] Candace, you forgot the box!
KDr. Killbot
¡Que lastima! "["What a pity!"]
[The O.W.C.A. animal agents and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. evil scientists all charge at each other, but repeat the same western-style brawl they had earlier in the Knights of Danville Hall ballroom]
DDr. Diminutive
Wait a minute! [The fighting screeches to a halt] This is the same brawl we had earlier!
DDr. Diminutive
Aw, I'm just sayin'.
KDr. Killbot
La cabeza de Medusa no es agradable para ver. ["Medusa's head is not pleasant to look at"]
[painting her toenails while talking to Stacy on the phone] Seriously, Stacy, boys are a mystery. I mean, what do they talk about when they're not around? Do you think they talk about us?
[sighs] I guess I'll never know the real deal as long as I'm not a boy. [gets hit by the Impersonator-inator and turns into a holographic image of Gary Frank; looks in the mirror] Stacy, there's a pizza delivery boy in my room!
Is that code for something?
Get back! Huh? There's no one there. But he's in the mirror! But, but… [gasps] Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening! Ah, ha! Oh! [enraged] Oh! Stacy, Phineas and Ferb have turned me into a holographic image of a pizza boy!
Cool. Can I have a veggie special with non-dairy cheese?
Hey, too bad Jeremy didn't order a pizza. Then, you could hang out with him and find out what guys talk about.
[Planet Tatooine; Phineas and Ferb meet Luke Skywalker in their blue sandspeeder]
LLuke
Phineas! Ferb! What's up, guys?
Ferb? [Ferb pushes a button and pod-racing engines are revealed] Check this out!
LLuke
Pod-racing engines? How'd you hook these up?
We just picked up some power converters at Tosche Station.
You need help with your moisture vaporator? We can trick it out like ours.
LLuke
I wish, but Uncle Owen wants to do things the old-fashioned way. Even the droids he buys are used.
Hey, Treadwell! [Treadwell beeps hello] Well, we'll catch you later, Luke! We're gonna mosey on home for lunch.
Finally, some real Rebel-busting! [takes off her Stormtrooper helmet] This is why I joined the Empire in the first place.
I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself!
I told you to go before the raid.
That is not what I meant. But now that you mentioned it...
Alright, lock it up. We've got rebels to bust!
CCommander
Woah, woah, woah, where do you think you're going?
Uhh, space battle over that way?
CCommander
Certainly not. You know your mission: to find socks for Lord Vader.
Yes, sir. SOCKS?! This is a total waste of my potential! [storms off with a frustrated grunt]
Not me. This is about where I peak.
[Meanwhile… Princess Leia inserts the Death Star Plans data disc into R2-D2]
LLeia
[to Perry] Agent P, I need you to make sure this R2 unit goes to Obi-Wan Kenobi on Tatooine. But first, I need to record a video message. Be a dear and stand over by the bulkhead. You're kinda in my shot.
Hello, boys. You're just in time for lunch.
So, what's on the list? Another day filled with big plans? [opens the list] "Herd all the nerfs in Beggar's Canyon, teach the Sarlacc to brush his teeth, and giving a Bantha a shower." That's awfully ambitious.
Just trying to make the most of each and every summer day! Hey, we stopped by and saw Luke.
Ooh, let me guess, was he staring wistfully at the horizon?
What? Everyone knows that boy would rather be somewhere else. What about you two? The crops are so far ahead, would you like to spend the rest of the summer at swim camp on Naboo?
Sounds fun, but we'll pass.
Well, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys ever want to see the rest of the galaxy?
Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Tatooine. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?
[meeting R2-D2 after crashing into him] Whoa, little fella. Sorry about that. Say, what's a droid like you doing out here in the Jundland Wastes? [R2-D2 plays a hologram of Princess Leia] Oh, cool! A movie.
LHLeia Hologram
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Oh, she must mean Ben Kenobi. Hey, we were just there! We have Jedi lessons with him every Tuesday. He lives right at the edge of the Dune Sea. Do you want a ride? [R2-D2 beeps in denial and he and Ferb haul him off their sandspeeder] Okay, suit yourself. And remember, sand people travel single file to hide their numbers. [to Ferb] Oh, he probably already knows.
