Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you the Chupa-Copter!
BBBuford and Baljeet
Wow! Right on! Etcetera.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CFCrank from Robots 2005
Oops!
I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return. Oh, and they will return.
So... since you're in busting mode, I take it, my services are not required?
[Candace does not answer; Stacy walks away]
Yep, I'm superfluous.
Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left unphotographed. Like chupacabras, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open.
Boys, are you here? I just wanted to say- [gasps] Phineas! Ferb! You are so busted!
What? Get out of the way! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Did I hear you just bust Phineas and Ferb?
I certainly did. [Candace giggles under] What are my guest towels doing out here? And they're filthy!
[stops giggling] Towels?
Oh, sorry, Mom.
Towels?!
We'll clean it up.
Yeah, you do right on that.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?
That tears it! Those two are so—
Hang on, Candace! We can win this!
Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?
I want that trophy!
Why?
[Cutaway to Dr. Hirano with Ginger putting up a trophy on display as Stacy watches]
HDr. Hirano
Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.
Uh... [cut back to her and Candace] ...Uh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!
Alright, I'll do it!
For the trophy!
And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.
[The three teams are all ready to begin the obstacle course]
[with Stacy on the red team] We are so ready!
[Stacy sees her little sister with Isabella on the green team; Ginger gives her a thumbs-up, but Stacy gives her the "I'm watching you" motion in return]
What was that about?
Oh, that's our secret code for "I love you, sis"… I think.
Good luck, contestants! And watch out for giant worms! On your marks...
Wait, what?
Get set...
Did he say, "giant worms"?!
Go!
Aunt May, Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover.
Yeah, we are!
[referring to Phineas' appearance] Man, that kid's got a weird-shaped head.
Ferb, are you expecting someone?
[opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.
[Later in the kitchen…]
Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?
Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.
IMIron Man
You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.
[puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.
TThor
Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.
HHulk
[grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!
Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.
IMIron Man
Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.
Are you sure it was our space station?
HHulk
It was shaped like your head.
Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.
IMIron Man
I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-
[coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-day?!
'Sup?
TThor
Greetings, fair young maiden!
It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!
Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.
Looks like you guys have a fan.
IMIron Man
Oh, boy. [tips over]
TThor
And it's probably good she didn't see that.
IMIron Man
I'm okay.
Hey, where's Perry?
Ladies and gentlemen...and Hulk, allow me to unveil our Secret Hideout for Emergency Defects. Or S.H.E.D. for short.
IMIron Man
I think we're gonna need something a little...bigger.
Oh, the rustic exterior's a facade. Wait till you see the inside!
[The inside of S.H.E.D. is revealed to be much larger]
IMIron Man
Oh, man! You guys are good!
Just a little British sci-fi technology.
Wow. There's something you don't see every… [notices Phineas' outraged expression; confused] What?
[scolds his sister Candace] Really, Candace? Do you have any idea what you just did?!
I was just trying to help.
Well, your "help" this morning messed us up so badly, we came this close to being wiped out at the mall! I thought you would've learned your lesson!
But... but I—
But, no! You show up again to help, and now Baljeet has been hulkified and is rampaging who knows where! And we're back to square one with restoring the heroes' powers!
But...but—
This is just too important, and we can't afford any more setbacks! I'm revoking your S.H.E.D. card. [takes off her lanyard and rips up her card] You have to go, NOW!
[Candace walks sadly away]
I've always told her, don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be! [Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa] Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—
Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.
I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. [leaves]
Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!
No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.
This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now. [Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters]
Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.
You're not my boyfriend!
Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—
CCandace
Jeremy, it's me, Candace!
Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—
CCandace
Yeah, heard you the first time.
HGHipster Guy
Excuse me?
MMr. Macabre
What?
HGHipster Guy
Can I get a free-range organic grilled cheese slider?
MMr. Macbre
This isn't a food truck, you baboon. It's a Macabre Book Mobile.
HGHipster Guy
Yeah, I'm totally giving you a bad review.
MMr. Macabre
May the ancient moths of Sumeria feast upon your skinny jeans! [his phone buzzes] One star? Man, that burns.
CCandace
So what does your father do here?
Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages recognizant satellites. They actually had a couple of rovers on Mars earlier this summer. But they suddenly stopped working. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
CCandace
[nervously] Uh, how would I...heh heh...what do you mean? Heh heh.
All right...Your Highness.
CCandace
[gasp] Who told?
Stacy.
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