[The O.W.C.A. animal agents are having their graduation ceremony on one side of the Knights of Danville Hall ballroom as well as the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. evil scientists are having their disservice awards in the other, and are all sharing the same space with the divider in the middle]
[closes the divider after seeing Doofenshmirtz] Huh. What are the odds?
[opens the divider] Wait, you're the Capulet Bar Mitzvah?
You're the Hatfield Wedding? [the animal agents and evil scientist all make angry looks at each other, preparing to brawl] Alright, everyone, take it easy. Just calm down. No reason to get upset. We've got a massive security deposit on this place. So, everybody just...
[squawks] Polly wants a street-fight!
[They all charge at each other and break out in a western-style brawl]
[enters the ballroom and the fighting screeches to a stop as everybody looks at him] Hup. Sorry to interrupt. I'll come back when you're done. [leaves and the brawl resumes]
We are so gonna lose our deposit.
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