What's that noise? Is that your stomach?
[Ferb nods]
Yeah, I'm hungry too. That trendy restaurant Mom and Dad took us to last night wasn't exactly satisfying.
[flashback to last night]
Dad, can I borrow your glasses? I can't see my entrée. You know, because it's so small?
[holding his glasses] Yes, I think we got that.
[Phone rings] S'up, Stace?
Candace, are you sitting down? I don't want you to have an aneurysm.
Why would I have an aneurysm?
Someone just IM'd me that someone else heard someone else overhear that Jeremy is gonna call you and ask you out for a special evening tonight! [Both squeal] Candace, do you need medical attention?
Oh, I need attention from the doctor of love!
Paging Dr. Jeremy.
Doctor. I got a fever.
[Deep voice] Well, let me take care of that, little lady.
[Both laugh]
Wow. A special evening. [Phone beeps] It's my call waiting.
[Both scream]
Honey, just calling to remind you- [Phone beeps]
Uh, it wasn't him.
Don't worry, he'll call.
You're not on the list. You should have made a reservation yesterday.
This restaurant didn't exist yesterday. I demand to be let in right now.
Good evening, sir.
Oh, I forgot to make a reservation. [Slips Buford some money]
No problem, dude.
Did that guy just bribe you?
He didn't bribe me. He just caught my attention in a monetary fashion. Now, back in line.
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