Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

Whoa! This must be the sprite, Isabel.

Phineas

Apparently you are going to guide us on a quest.

Phineas

Isabella! You dirty double-crosser!

Phineas

Just dump it there like a caged guy in a squirrel costume! [Ferb stares] What? I stand by that metaphor.

Phineas

We can spend the rest of day with you for a change!

Phineas

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna put a hat on Perry!

Phineas

Is... Isabella. Hey wait a minute, Isabella we had the secret cute weapon all this time. You!

Phineas

Don't you see, you can take him. He's only cute on the outside, but your cuteness goes right to your core.

Phineas

It's a scientific fact. [Picking up the Cute-tracker 2.0] I had to put an 8000 Ohm resistor in the cute-tracker just to keep you from burning it out. [Long pauses, then Phineas fidgets and pushing buttons on the Cute-tracker 2.0]

Phineas

[voice-over] It all started simply enough. I got up early to help Isabella earn her surf patch.

Phineas

[voice-over] And I told her it was no problem.

Phineas

No problem!

Phineas

[voice-over] It was at that point that I decided to stop narrating.

Phineas

Wow, I guess there are a lot of spiders up here.

Phineas

[referring to his and Isabella's childhood and their wasted chances, in song] And now our endless summer is finally coming to an end;

Phineas

So, Ferb, what do you want to do today? [Ferb shrugs] How about Perry? What does he want to do? [Perry makes a noise] Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. I, for one, am starting to get bored, and boredom is something of up with which I will not put! The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is "what did we do over summer?" I mean, no school for three months; our lives should be a rollercoaster! And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that one we rode at the state fair. [a flashback is shown of Phineas and Ferb riding a rollercoaster that consists of one short drop]

Please exit to the left. [flashback ends]

Phineas

Man, that was lame! Why, if I built a rollercoaster I would... that's it! I know what we're going to do today!

Phineas, Ferb, I'm going to go pick up a few things, you boys stay out of trouble, okay?

Phineas

Okay, Mom. [Mom leaves] We're gonna build a rollercoaster!

Isabella

[with hearts in her eyes] Hey, Phineas.

Phineas

Hey, Isabella.

Isabella

Whatcha doin'?

Phineas

Building a roller coaster.

Phineas

Some of it.

Isabella

Wow! Isn't that kinda impossible?

Phineas

Some might say.

Phineas

I say bow chika bow wow- [points to Candace] Candace! [the spotlight hits Candace]

Candace

[silent for a few seconds] Wait a minute! [turns to Phineas] What are you doing?!

Phineas

I'm cuing you?

Candace

How did you get a hit single?

Candace

That's it! I'm gonna tell mom.

Phineas

Okay, tell her what?

Candace

Doh! I'm just going to tell! [leaves the stage]

Candace

[to Phineas and Ferb] What are you doing to Mom's car?!

Phineas

We tricked it out!

Isabella

That helmet looks so manly.

Phineas

Thanks.

Phineas

Okay, Candace. This is a very important scene. It is nothing less than the emotional backbone of the whole film. Oh, and the villagers are coming at you with everything they've got.

Candace

Phineas, what do you mean the villag...

Phineas

Action! [Ferb throws miniature bullets at Candace] The Air Force! [Ferb throws miniature planes at Candace] The Space Aramada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! [Ferb throws plumbing supplies at Candace] Beautiful! Thats a Print! [Ginger whispers to Phineas. Phineas removes the lens cap from the camera] Oh, that's a little embarrassing. Okay, people, nice rehearsal, let's take it from the top. [Candace has a very angry look on her face]