Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

You know Ferb, just think of all of the wonderful things Santa does for us. And he never asks for anything in return. Wait, that's it! Ferb, are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Ferb hands him a blueprint] As usual, we're— OH! Ugh! Man, no! That's not at all what I was thinking! OH, dude! [Ferb flips around the blueprint to the right side] Oh, yeah. That's it.

Phineas

Uh-oh.

Phineas

Ferb, I think we outdid ourselves today. The ultimate frozen yogurt machine. We have enough frozen yogurt to last the entire summer.

Phineas

Howdy, Candace! Enjoying the rodeo?

Phineas

What? You think we should have more Bulgarian folk related elements? Oh, less! Less Bulgarian- okay, wow. I thought we were on the same page. But no. It's cool. Whatever. Time to suit up!

Phineas

My steering wheel is a little loose, I think that-

Phineas

Well yeah, can you hold it while I tighten it?

Phineas

Well, that's perfect.

Phineas

You know, Ferb, I've been thinking since there's nothing more fun than fun, why not add fun to everything? [Ferb takes out a piece of paper, folds it in half and sets it on his nose] Fun shoes... Fun oatmeal... Fun origami...well, origami's already fun. [sees the paper on Ferb's nose, that looks similar to a house] Fun...house! Great idea, Ferb! We'll turn our house into a funhouse! By, you know, adding fun!

Phineas

We made Candace the best phone ever.

Phineas

Well, you know those little spring suction cup thing that you put down and never know when you're gonna pop up in the air?

Phineas

I don't know, but Ferb and I built a big one.

Phineas

Impossible? The only thing that's impossible is impossibility.

Phineas

And why would marathoners be following anyone besides, you know, three guys from Kenya.

Phineas

Ladies and gentlemen, BROS and HOES, my brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extract ourselves from this. The most complicated trap ever devised by man or child, a computer controlled tower, so fiendishly clever, that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane!

Phineas

I think that Buford's saliva must have combined with the potatoes' DNA to make some sort of Buford potato hybrid.

Phineas

[about Ferb Latin] All the fun of Pig Latin but it's safe for vegetarians to use.

Phineas

By jove, I think she's got it!