[Candace enters the attic to get a spare electromagnetic coupling fuse from Ferb's box, but is having a hard time struggling to overcome her arachnophobia]
There's Ferb's box way over there. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't go way over there!
[Phineas' hologram appears]
PhineasCandace?
[screams] Phineas, how did you get up here?
Phineas
I'm using the Ferb-o-graphic technology. [cut to him using it at Mount Danville] What's taking so long? Did you find the box?
[Cut back to Candace in the attic]
Well, it's right over there by all those spider webs. Be a pal and grab it for me, will ya?
Phineas
What? No, I-I can't pick it up. I'm a hologram. You have to do it.
Phineas
Well, what's the matter, Candace?
It's my fear of spiders! I've been trying to overcome it all day.
Phineas
Well, that is a valid fear. You should be cautious around some spid—
Phineas, you're not helping!
Phineas
Come on, you've already done so many brave things. Remember when you helped us rescue Klimpaloon? And what about that time you got that really big bird to quit pecking our house? Or when you climbed up on the motor of our baguette boat after I gave you a similar pep talk?
Yeah! You know what? You're right. If I could do that, then I should be able to walk across the attic, right? It's being silly. Heck, I don't even remember what I was afraid of.
Phineas
Spiders. [Candace screams and climbs back down] Candace, you forgot the box!
[Planet Tatooine; Phineas and Ferb meet Luke Skywalker in their blue sandspeeder]
Phineas
Hey, Luke!
LLuke
Phineas! Ferb! What's up, guys?
Phineas
Ferb? [Ferb pushes a button and pod-racing engines are revealed] Check this out!
LLuke
Pod-racing engines? How'd you hook these up?
Phineas
We just picked up some power converters at Tosche Station.
Phineas
You need help with your moisture vaporator? We can trick it out like ours.
LLuke
I wish, but Uncle Owen wants to do things the old-fashioned way. Even the droids he buys are used.
Phineas
Hey, Treadwell! [Treadwell beeps hello] Well, we'll catch you later, Luke! We're gonna mosey on home for lunch.
Phineas
Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!
Hello, boys. You're just in time for lunch.
So, what's on the list? Another day filled with big plans? [opens the list] "Herd all the nerfs in Beggar's Canyon, teach the Sarlacc to brush his teeth, and giving a Bantha a shower." That's awfully ambitious.
Phineas
Just trying to make the most of each and every summer day! Hey, we stopped by and saw Luke.
Ooh, let me guess, was he staring wistfully at the horizon?
What? Everyone knows that boy would rather be somewhere else. What about you two? The crops are so far ahead, would you like to spend the rest of the summer at swim camp on Naboo?
Phineas
Sounds fun, but we'll pass.
Well, how about ski camp on Hoth? Don't you boys ever want to see the rest of the galaxy?
Phineas
Not really. We've got everything we want right here on Tatooine. Sand, womp rats, brothers, and banthas. Why would anyone want to leave?
Phineas
[meeting R2-D2 after crashing into him] Whoa, little fella. Sorry about that. Say, what's a droid like you doing out here in the Jundland Wastes? [R2-D2 plays a hologram of Princess Leia] Oh, cool! A movie.
LHLeia Hologram
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Phineas
Oh, she must mean Ben Kenobi. Hey, we were just there! We have Jedi lessons with him every Tuesday. He lives right at the edge of the Dune Sea. Do you want a ride? [R2-D2 beeps in denial and he and Ferb haul him off their sandspeeder] Okay, suit yourself. And remember, sand people travel single file to hide their numbers. [to Ferb] Oh, he probably already knows.
[Phineas and Ferb arrive at Mos Eisley spaceport to find R2-D2 and return the Death Star Plans data disc]
BBlatto
Phineas and Ferb! My best customers!
Phineas
Hey, Blatto. We're trying to find an R2 unit and give him back this data disc. Hey!
BBlatto
[takes the disc out of his hand] Let's take a look at it. [puts it into an R2 unit's head and it shows a hologram of the Death Star]
Phineas
Wow! It's an Imperial battle station the size of a moon! And according to these schematics, it seems to be designed specifically to destroy entire planets! Whoa, I never imagined the Empire would go that far! [Ferb points to an exhaust port] Huh, you're right, Ferb. One proton torpedo in that small exhaust port and the whole thing goes blammo!
BBlatto
Uh, it's like it's got a self-destruct button. What kind of idiot would design that?
[Cut to Darthenshmirtz having trouble getting a drink from the water fountain]
DDarthenshmirtz
Oh, why can't I master this?
[Back to Mos Eisley]
Phineas
Wait, if the Rebels have this information, they might stand a chance against this thing. A small one-man fighter could penetrate the outer defense, fly along that trench, and get to the exhaust port.
Phineas
That droid must be part of the Rebel Alliance! We've gotta get this disc back to him!
Phineas
Isabella, did you know have T-27 thermal couplings up here?
Phineas
Ferb and I can reroute their current to double up your power supply.
Just keep your paws off my ship. [writes down her notes] "Reroute thermal couplings."
Phineas
I wonder what our friends and family are doing back on Tatooine. It feels a little strange to be so far from them. But at least we're making new friends. Like you, Isabella.
This is not a "friend" ship, it's a spaceship. So don't invade mine. We're coming out of hyperspace. Buckle up, ladies!
Phineas
What do you think, Ferb? A girl like her and a guy like me?
As promised, the Millennium Falcon. I should be able to catch him before he gets to that small moon.
Phineas
That's no moon. It's the Death Star!
Phineas
[notices Ferb holding his hand up while sensing something] What's wrong, Ferb? You got your hand up again.
Phineas
Oh, no! We must go help him!
No. You must go get that disc to the Rebels. We cannot risk our mission.
Phineas
Split up? Really?
Just do what you need to do fast and meet us at the Falcon!
Phineas
May the Force be with you and all that stuff.
Katie, bar the door. Is she back yet?
HHolly
No sign of her. We searched everywhere.
MMilly
Where could she be?
She’s probably still with Phineas and Ferb. She’ll make it.
[bells go off]
Perimeter alert! We have incoming!
Stations everyone. Put out that light. Katie?
KKatie
Yep. Friend or Pharmacist?
Phineas
It’s us. Let us in!
[Phineas arrives at Isabella's house. As the delivery truck moves away, Isabella is seen sitting down at the steps at Phineas' house. The two eventually looked at each other for a moment.]:
Phineas
[walks towards Isabella] Watcha doin'? Hehe... [Isabella then smiles at him] Is this step taken? [referring to the steps at Phineas' house where Isabella is sitting]
[allows Phineas to sit beside her] I actually came by to say goodbye to you.
Phineas
Off to school, huh.
Yeah, I'm going two weeks early because I'm an RA, and in soccer, debate camp, student government.
Phineas
Yeah. I haven't seen you all summer.
I've been busy. [Isabella pauses]
Phineas
You know, Baljeet said something funny. He said you had a crush on me back in grade school.
Oh! Yeah, I had a big crush on you.
Phineas
Well, I had no idea.
Really? I thought I was being so obvious.
Phineas
Absolutely clueless. Sorry. [Phineas pauses]
I sort of gave up when we got to high school.
Phineas
Yeah. I think that's when I started having a thing for you.
[The two then briefly pause as they both look at each other when Isabella realizes something]
Well, that's unfortunate timing.
Phineas
Yep. You're off to college.
Tri-State State. Have you decided where you're going yet?
Phineas
[Phineas brought out two acceptance letters he saved] You know what, I just did.
[Isabella glances at an acceptance letter from Danville U] Oh, huh.
Phineas
Hey, what's wro-? [retrieves Danville U's acceptance letter from Isabella] Oh shoot! I'm sorry, heh, wrong letter. [passes Tri-State State's acceptance letter to Isabella]
Well, I guess I'll be seeing you in two weeks.
Phineas
Yes, yes you will.
[Candace's alarm goes off saying "I know where we're gonna do today"]
Phineas
I know what we're gonna do today.
And I know what I'm gonna do today! Bust you guys once and for all! Do your worst or your best. Just make it big and bustable, so I can show Mom!
Phineas
Wow! That was awfully supportive. And you said Candace wasn't a morning person.
This is it, Candace: the last day of summer vacation! Your last chance to bust the- [Candace slips on a rollerskate and skateboard and falls down the stairwell onto a wagon] Why do we have this many... wheeled objects lying around the house?
[Last lines of the series]
Phineas
Yes. Yes we do.
[The entire cast enters the house as Candace and her brothers point and smile at each other. Before entering the house, Phineas waves goodbye to the viewers]
[Danville Middle School; Phineas and Ferb are doing a presentation together with visual aids about their prior summer escapades in a classroom]
Phineas
And the time loops just kept getting smaller and smaller. And then, using Candace's spoon, we saved the world… Again! And that's what we did for summer vacation.
[Ferb pops a confetti popper]
TTeacher
[impressed] That's a fascinating report, Phineas. We appreciate you breaking it up into nine months of installments for us.
Phineas
Well, we wanted to be thorough.
And you finished just in time for the end of this school year!
Yeah, I can't wait for tomorrow! The official first day of summer vacation!
Phineas
Yeah, but we don't have to wait that long.
[seeing a Linda-shaped cloud in the sky, floating over the Flynn-Fletcher house] Guys, is it just me or does that cloud kind of look like your mom?
Phineas
No, she's right! Look! That is Mom!
Yes! I recognize that look of tired disapproval anywhere!
LCLinda Cloud
Who wants pie?
[looking over his tablet] Inexplicably, your mother's vaporized bits have coalesced with the high humidity in the air to form a "cumulo-mom-bus" if you will.
In English, nerdy boy. [Baljeet hands him a Nerd-to-English dictionary] Oh, a Mom Cloud!
Phineas
[with Candace panicking back and forth behind him] But she looks very unstable.
Phineas
Guys, I know we have to do today! Save Mom!
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Phineas
Grab anything what we might need!
[]
I brought Mom out, I bumped out the fan. It's my fault.
[Cut to Phineas and Ferb on the bumper cars. Candace runs into them.]
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait! What can I do?
Phineas
Oh, uh, grab the Whack-a-Pest and follow us!
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