Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

[inside the Candace suit, with him on the bottom and Ferb on the top] We just want to high this for your respective for once.

Candace

[grabs her head and grunts, then remembers] Wait! Full Length Mirror. Mom’s Upstairs!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Ah, Perry the Platypus, have I got a surprise for you! [zaps his inator at Perry, making him grow to a giant size] Okay, note to self: Only use the Make-Bigger-inator outside. You weren't supposed to get that big, Perry the Platypus, only 20% bigger.

[through megaphone] Thank goodness it was National Evacuate the City Day!

Phineas

[surprised by Perry's humongous size; calling out] Whoa! Perry, is that you?!

Dr Doofenshmirtz

Wakey-wakey, Perry the Platypus! Did you enjoy your giant movie monster dream? [Perry shockingly chatters as he wakes up] Yes, yes, it was just a dream. I... I'll explain. Have you ever noticed that everyone always wants to tell you their dreams, and... and they're so boring? They just go on and on and on and on. And... And there's no character development. There's nothing that's hooking me into the story. I'd rather just wait for the movie. And to that end, behold, my Dream-Project-inator! Y-You'll never guess what it does. It projects people's drea-- I-I guess it's in the name.

Candace

Okay, I'm taking you on one condition: I don't wanna see any crazy inventing, wild adventures or improbable shenanigans.

Phineas

Well, I don't know if I'd ever called if we do "shenanigans".

Candace

But you're promising?

Phineas

Yes. Yes, we are. Hey, where's Per-

Candace

(yelling impatiently) Stop! Enough! You're driving me nuts!

Doofenshmirtz

Yeah, keep it down in there!

Phineas

No problem. I'm not sure why it makes you upset, though. It seems sometimes that you make the most upset that we're doing something cool.

Candace

You think I seem upset? (yells) Of course I'm upset!