Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

Oh please.

Oh this always happens.

Phineas

Don't panic everyone.

Buford

I think that's my hand.

Phineas

Wait a minute. If you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head, what does that make you when you were alive?

Ferb

The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.

Candace

Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.

Ferb

Sounds like a vampire to me. [Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face]

Phineas

Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.

Phineas

The entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for you?

Ferb

Well, for today.

Phineas

What's Perry doing in a pillory?

Ferb

Actually those are stocks, a pillory forces the wearer to remain upright, exposing them to poking and prodding from passers-by.

Phineas

Wow, I'd expect that kind of esoteric knowledge to come from someone a little older; 50 or 60, or perhaps a septuagenarian.

Lawrence

Goodbye, boys. Have a great day. I'm off to work.

Phineas

Goodbye, Dad, have fun buying from auctions and private sales performing minor refurbishments to the purchase items, marking up the prices and selling them to your customers.

Ferb

Our dad sells antiques.

Phineas

Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.

Ferb

Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama.

Phineas

[sees Perry rippling] What's he doing?

Ferb

That's a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback.

Phineas

Does he know that we can't see it?

Phineas

There it is, the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.

Buford

You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.

Baljeet

Who name all this thing?

Buford

That guy over there, the Redundant scribe of Redundantness.

Phineas

Holy mackerel! how did you guys defeat all these soldiers?

We're okay.

Buford

There was nothing to it. [starts rippling]

Phineas

There's no time for flashbacks! We have to go!

Buford

What flashback? I'm just rippling! It relaxes me.

Phineas

You fiend, you think we're just gonna give it to you?!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Yes, yes I do.

Phineas

By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?

Ferb

The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange to one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.

Phineas

Someone around here bound to knows something else.

Linda

Uh...

Phineas

Exactly, we don't know if it really exist?

Buford

Smells like my grandma's house.

Buford

Have you met my grandma?

Phineas

You know what I like about our friends? We say things like, "We're gonna douse you in ant hormones." And they're just like, "Okay, whatever". They're so gay.

Baljeet

Yes...

Phineas

ICE CHALET!