Keely, Tia and others in “Pheremonally Yours”

Phil? You have to do something. You have to talk to her.

Forget talk. Kick her to the curb.

I have to break up with her? Well, how? I--I...

Don't look at me. I've never broken up with anybody.

Look, It's a snap. You know the guy I'm going out with, Mikey Watson?

Mikey Watson. A.K.A...The luckiest guy in the ninth grade. I've heard of him.

I was gonna cut him loose on Monday anyway, but if this helps...Hey, Mikey! These last few weeks have been huge, but we're done.

(Screams)

See? Painless.

(Sobbing)

Call me.

I can't do that.