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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Tia, Seth and others in “Pheremonally Yours”

Tia

That's perfect, Seth. Thank you. Whoa. Walk away. Uh, earth to Seth.

Seth

Oh! Sorry.

Keely

I'll take some pepper, Seth.

Marla

And even though the sun's set, you've filled my heart with light.

Phil

Uh...David Butler Thurmond.

Marla

Aah! Aren't you clever? Oh, shug, you got a dangler. I think It's puddin'. All better. See ya after school.

Tia

Uh, hello...Yeah, what was that about?

Phil

What? Oh, Marla. Yeah, we're gonna study together for Ginsberg's poetry test.

Keely

Phil, do you like that girl?

Phil

Like her? No, you mean like--no, I barely know her.

Tia

Yeah, well, she likes you.

Phil

I don't think so.

Seth

Phil, I'm the last guy to get stuff. But I think Tia's right. That Marla likes you!

Phil

Guys, she dropped one of her books, and I gave her a hand. That's all.

Keely

Phil, let me clue you in. When you do things for a girl, they have meanings.

Phil

Like what?

Keely

Like, if you carry her books, that means you're interested.

Tia

If you open the door for her...

Keely

That means you're interested, but currently seeing someone.

Tia

Giving somebody cuts in line...

Keely

Front cuts mean you think she's cute. Back cuts...

Both

Let's be friends.

Seth

Oh, don't worry. I'm jotting all this down for us.

Phil

Great.

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