Keely quotes from Phil of the Future

Keely

Max? Max?

Keely

(Gasps) Max!

Phil

Oh! Oh! Oh, what?

Keely

Phil, what are you doing here? I thought i heard max.

Phil

Oh, yeah, that was just me. I was calling him in his own language. Max, come on, Boy. It's me--Phil. Come here.

Keely

(Sighs) So why aren't you at the concert?

Phil

This is more important. I made a commitment to a friend.

Keely

Heh. Don't do this for me.

Phil

I'm not.

Keely

Oh.

Phil

I'm doing it for Max.

Keely

Good. Now, where does a dog go when he wants to make a fresh start?

Phil

Huh...

Keely

(Sighs)

Phil

No, wait. Max did say something back at the house. What...That was it!

Keely

Yes!

Keely

Oh, my gosh--Max's bandana!

Phil

There's Max.

Keely

Hey, Max!

Phil

Hey, Buddy, you want to come talk to us over here?

Keely

Come on. Come here.

What are you doin' here? Oh, you want a puppy, too?

Keely

No, Max, we're here to take you back home.

Heh, right. No one wants a cranky old gas bag like me.

Phil

Hey, that's not true. I know i said i'd be your friend, and i wasn't acting like it, so i'm sorry. But i promise to visit you every day and scratch you till my fingers fall off.

Keely

Max, Phil missed the concert to look for you.

Really? You missed festapalooza for me?

Phil

Yeah. No biggie.

You idiot. There's gonna be about 50 bands there. Just kidding. I appreciate it.

Keely

Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on!

So you missed the concert, eh? well, I got a pretty good voice.

Phil

Oh, yeah?

(Singing) If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. If you're happy and you know it wag your tail. Take it away, Phil.

Phil

I don't think so. No.

Phil

Oh, absolutely. You're going down.

Keely

In your tennis dreams!

Tia

I'm cue ball! Don't knock me in!

Keely

I'm cue stick! I'm long and thin!

Phil

I'm cue-ter! I aim to win!

Keely

Phil, you're obviously upset. You always crack nuts when you're upset.

Phil

Keel, just give me another walnut. I'm not upset.

Phil

(yelling) That's not a walnut, that's a Brazil nut. Come on, Keely. Get your head in the game!

Phil

(as Pim) Keely, there's something I have to tell you about Phil.

Keely

Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.

Phil

(as Pim) I'm Phil.

Keely

(sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!

Phil

(as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.

Keely

I can't believe Phil told you that!

Phil

(as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.

Keely

Phil?!

Phil

(as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.

Keely

After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?

Phil

(as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, some would say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.

Keely

So, what are you gonna do?

Phil

(as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?

Keely

(pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!

Phil

(as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.

Keely

You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!

Keely

Well, I don't have a great taste in boyfriends, but at least I have a great taste in boys...who are friends.

Phil

Yeah, that's me. Friend boy.

Phil

You're just being a...Flirty McFlirtinhopper!

Keely

I am not a Flirty Mc...Whatyousaid!

Keely

Guess what! I got us tickets to a sneak preview of "Samurai Love You."

Phil

Ooh, Samurai-don't-think-so; it sounds like a chick-flick. I'm out.

Keely

Come on, I went to that science fiction movie and sat through two and a half hours of you going "Wrong, wrong, wrong!"

Phil

But it was all wrong!

Keely

Why didn't you tell me?

Phil

I didn't know how.

Keely

Phil, you can tell me anything....I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean . . . your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.

Phil

I get a kiss every time I introduce you to a girl? (grabs a random girl in hall) What's your name? Have you met Keely?

Keely

Hi, Jenna.

Hey there, Jenna. Where ya goin'? Owen's this way!

Keely

Come here, mister, you just saved the field trip. (hugs Phil)

Curtis

Next time hug Curtis shave Phil.

Keely

Oh, come here.

Curtis

No, too late.

Keely

I'm a good guesser.

Mr. Hackett

That was no guess. The last student who guessed said, "corduroy."

Keely

Is everyone here?

Phil

Yes (flips on the lights)

Phil

We are now The Resistance. We keep everything secret and we figure out a way to break Pim down. Now the first thing we need is....

Keely

Code names! Yeah....

Phil

I was going to say we need a plan, but yeah, we can do code names. All right, we'll call you White Panther.

Keely

That is so me! Oh! And you can be Mr. Fuzzy Bear.

Phil

I give you a name like White Panther and I get Fuzzy Bear? I don't think so, call me....call me....Midnight Cobra.

Keely

Okay, okay. Midnight Whatever. Ha. (whispers) Fuzzy Bear.

Phil

Uhh, how about "Fish Stick Friday" in the cafeteria?

Keely

Perfect! But we're going to need entirely new code names.

Phil

All right, but this time, I get to pick. All right, you can be Kitten Velor and I'll be Dash Unicorn.

Keely

(laughs) Okay.

Phil

Wait, wait, no....

Keely

Nope. Too late.

Phil

Dash Manly?