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Keely quotes from Phil of the Future

Played by Aly Michalka · 53 quotes · page 4 of 4

Keely

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Phil of the Future: in 53 of its 136 quotes
Most scenes with: Phil (39), Tia (8), Lloyd (3)

Scenes with Keely 43

I really appreciate you makin' room for me, Curtis.

Uh...Uhh...Tsee-tonga.

What's the matter?

Newcomer not allowed live inside without first ceremony of king. Ah. (Chuckles)

Is this gonna take long?

Curtis must thank sun, earth wind. 3 days.

Can we speed it up a little?

Hmm...Ahh, we no thank wind. 2 minutes, Tops. Ceremony begin! Tseeaahhh...Tseee...Tonga!

Thank the wind! Thank the wind!

Um...Sun tonga! Tonga!

Wind very persnickety today.

Yeah.

Okay. Ha ha!

Where do i put my bags?

No, no! Not there! No! Not there. Just give Curtis.

Switch that make magic light here. Box that make magic picture...Here.

What's This?

Honor bar.

This is awesome!

Curtis run a few errands. Phil need anything?

No, no, i'm good.

Okay. Okay. Tsee tonga. Hey, Girlie.

Keely

Hey, Phil. I came...By to...See the new...

What do you think?

Keely

It's a garage.

I know! Isn't this the coolest place to live ever?

Keely

Yeah, if you're a car. (Chuckles)

I admit it's no swanky penthouse in the pickford swank district. You know, this is my chance to get free from under my parents!

Keely

You're right. I'm--I'm sorry. I think you can really do a lot with this place. and the first thing we're gonna do is throw you a garage-warming party.

Keely

I have to admit...This place looks amazing. You'd never even know it's a garage.

Hupp, got it!

Hey...Bruno! And you brought your crew. Come on in, Bruno's crew.

BBruno

Cool. You got your own place.

Yeah. Yeah. Would've been long ago, but, you know, parents couldn't bear to lose me. You can see their house from here.

BBruno

Brought you a little housewarming. Some of Bruno's famous slaw.

It's...It's empty.

BBruno

We got caught in traffic.

Keely

Congratulations on winning the teriyaki poll.

BBruno

You know, Keely, uh...All we can really do is try. But when you try with a little umph, you get umph out of your try...Which makes triumph. (Chuckles)

BBruno

That's right. Chew on that while i chew on this.

All right, Everbody, just relax. I'll handle this...And, Bruno, that--that's me, not Keely.

BBruno

Sorry.

That's still me. Lloyd, you turned off the electricity in the garage.

Sorry, Phil, but you didn't pay your bill.

But we just got this party started. Can't you wait to turn off the electricity till later, like, when i go to sleep?

Sure...In kid world, but this is adult world, where electricity goes off when you don't pay your bills.

Keely

Phil, everybody's gonna head home! I mean...What can a bunch of teenagers do in a garage in the dark with no parental supervision?

You're right. All right. Well, thanks for comin'.

BBruno

F.Y.I...The slaw container's not dishwasher-safe, so if you could just give it a quick little rinse-ski...that'd be good.

Keely

I'm gonna head home, too. Happy garage.

Phil. Why don't you come in the house for dinner and game night? You can be on my team for (Mispronouncing) Charades!

That is my home, and that's where i'm staying. I don't need electricity, and i don't need you!

Can you at least keep the electricity on until i get to the couch? Thank you.

Keely

Hey, did you happen to notice how Kyle was looking at Brenda in math?

Keely, have you not learned your lesson? Meddling only leads to trouble.

Keely

Yeah, sorry. It just drives me crazy when two people, who are meant to be together, are too clueless to do anything about it. Wow the stars are beautiful tonight.

(Phil is looking at Keely)

Yeah.

S2 Stuck in the Meddle With You
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Keely

Actually, I'm here to see Pim.

Why, what did she do to you?

Keely

N-nothing.

(screams) Lloyd, get the checkbook!

Keely

No, really...

Honey, whatever she broke, injured or humiliated, we will take care of it.

Keely

Honestly, everything's fine.

Hey, what's with the hardball? Just give me a round number.

Phil (to Keely): The cake has a smiley face because whenever we're together you make me smile and there are flowers cause you like wearing them in your hair and the candles smell like lavender cause I like ... you hate it, don't you?

Keely

This is the sweetest, most wonderful, incredibly beautiful thing anyone's ever done for me.

But, Owen had the surprise party and all this confetti and ...

Keely

What Owen did was nice, but what you did was out of this world. You don't need some science fiction thing to impress me. You know me.

S2 Happy Nird-day
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Keely

Phil, do you know how many times the "time machine" has been "fixed" by your "dad"?

Why did you put air quotes around 'dad'?

Keely

Did I? Eh, sloppy finger work.

[...]

I mean, it's for real this time, the time machine's really fixed, for real, really. My dad tested it and we're going home.

Keely

Oh. When are you leaving?

Tomorrow morning at 8:30. My dad wants to be in the 8th dimension by noon to beat time traffic --

Keely

Phil, we finally get to be a couple and then, like, a day later you're leaving?

I'm sorry --

[Keely gets up and leaves.]

Keel? Keel...

Keely

(seeing Phil) Phil! You're still here! Does that mean you're not going?

No, no, I'm still going.

Keely

Oh...

I didn't want to leave without saying goodbye for real.

Keely

Well, good --

[Phil kisses her. Cut to various shots of the school, where everyone is cheering loudly.]

Keely

(stops kissing Phil) Bye.

[...]

Keely

(whispering in his ear) In the future will you wait for me?

Really? 'Cause won't you be really, really old?

[Keely gives him a look.]

But that shouldn't matter. See ya, Pepper.

Keely

See ya, Salt.

[A pause.]

...Well, I gotta go. My dad's waiting in the time machine...(realizing he's still on TV)...ride at the amusement park!

[Phil leaves. Keely sits back down in her anchor seat. There's a brief pause.]

Keely

In -- uh -- in other news -- oh, we all know nothing's gonna top that.

[She throws her papers up in the air and walks off screen, marking the last time we see her in the series.]

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