(as Pim) Keely, there's something I have to tell you about Phil.
Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.
(as Pim) I'm Phil.
(sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!
(as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.
I can't believe Phil told you that!
(as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.
Phil?!
(as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.
After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?
(as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, some would say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.
So, what are you gonna do?
(as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?
(pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!
(as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.
You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!
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