Dr. Saperstein quotes from Parks and Recreation

Dr. Saperstein

So look at this baby! That is the most symmetrical fetus I've ever seen. This could be a superhero!

Chris

Dr. Saperstein. I know that we should hate you because you destroyed our friend's business but we love you so much!

Ann

We love you!

Dr. Saperstein

I'm lovable! So, do you wanna know the sex?

Chris

Oh my God! Should we?

Ann

No, right? Or maybe yes?

Chris

Is there an option other than yes or no?

Dr. Saperstein

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write it down. Then I'm gonna put it in an envelope, seal it and then when you're ready, Voila!

Ann

That'll be fun!

Chris

It's like the Oscars!

Ann

Hey let's get some food I'm starving! Wait no, I have to pee. Wait no, I have to barf. Actually all three. Being pregnant is great!

Chris

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Dr. Saperstein

Alright let's see what's going down in baby town! There's your healthy baby!

Leslie

Oh wow.

Dr. Saperstein

Oh! And there's another one!

Ben

The baby has two bodies?

Leslie

Twins! Ben we're having twins!

Dr. Saperstein

No you're not. Cause look who's hiding over here.

Leslie

...Triplets!? Triplets!?

Dr. Saperstein

And here's a fourth! I'm so sorry it's a little fleck of cream cheese on the screen. Just triplets! Wow. You guys really dodged a bullet. Can you imagine raising four children at the same time? A nightmare!

Ben

Triplets...

Leslie

Triplets...

Leslie

I can't believe it! We knocked it out of the park on the first try! If we play this right, we can be parents to one-third of the Supreme Court!

Ben

This is insane.

Leslie

This is amazing! I always knew we were one in a million and now we got the proof!

Dr. Saperstein

Well actually one in 8,000. Triplets occur a lot more frequently then you imagine, especially at your age. Your body is prone to releasing multiple eggs. It's what we doctors like to call - and I don't mean to be insensitive - a "Going Out of Business Sale."