[Ann and Chris are having their ultrasound with Dr. Saperstein]
So look at this baby! That is the most symmetrical fetus I've ever seen. This could be a superhero!
Dr. Saperstein. I know that we should hate you because you destroyed our friend's business but we love you so much!
We love you!
I'm lovable! So, do you wanna know the sex?
Oh my God! Should we?
No, right? Or maybe yes?
Is there an option other than yes or no?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write it down. Then I'm gonna put it in an envelope, seal it and then when you're ready, Voila!
That'll be fun!
It's like the Oscars!
Hey let's get some food I'm starving! Wait no, I have to pee. Wait no, I have to barf. Actually all three. Being pregnant is great!
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