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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie, Ben and others in “Unfinished Business”

Leslie

I can't believe it! We knocked it out of the park on the first try! If we play this right, we can be parents to one-third of the Supreme Court!

Ben

This is insane.

Leslie

This is amazing! I always knew we were one in a million and now we got the proof!

Dr. Saperstein

Well actually one in 8,000. Triplets occur a lot more frequently then you imagine, especially at your age. Your body is prone to releasing multiple eggs. It's what we doctors like to call - and I don't mean to be insensitive - a "Going Out of Business Sale."

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