Brandi Maxxxx quotes from Parks and Recreation

Brandi Maxxxx

I think this whole debate is ridiculous. What Leslie and I do is obviously art.

Leslie

Oh...hang on. There's a big difference between an oil painting of a Greek myth and a pornographic movie.

Brandi Maxxxx

It's okay Leslie, I got this one.

Leslie

What!?

Brandi Maxxxx

What Leslie and I want people to know is you should be able to have sex anywhere you want and show it anywhere you want. Whether it's girl on girl action, bondage or what have you!

Leslie

Okay hang on...

Leslie

Pornography is very difficult to define. In fact, it was Justice Stewart who once said, "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it."

Brandi, how would you define pornography?

Brandi Maxxxx

For me, it's when the penis goes in.

I'm Fester Trim. Many of you know me as the man who sells you your guns at the Gunbelievable Gun Emporium.

Woo!

I want to tell ya about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.

Brandi Maxxxx

You might be thinking, what would an adult film star know about politics? Well, I produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone.

Woo!

Brandi Maxxxx

Thank you. And just like Leslie, I know what it's like to be the only woman in a room full of men.

I am Enrico De La Rosa. I believe animals are as important as people. And if elected, I will fight for them as if they are my own children.

Brandi Maxxxx

I'd just like to say that like Leslie, I don't have people do my work for me. Leslie and I do our work ourselves. My work of course is having sex with men and women on camera.

Joan Callamezzo

Once again Brandi and Leslie are essentially the same person.