[Candidates are giving their opening statements]
I'm Fester Trim. Many of you know me as the man who sells you your guns at the Gunbelievable Gun Emporium.
Woo!
I want to tell ya about my idea for assault rifle vending machines.
You might be thinking, what would an adult film star know about politics? Well, I produced and starred in over 400 adult films this year alone.
Woo!
Thank you. And just like Leslie, I know what it's like to be the only woman in a room full of men.
I am Enrico De La Rosa. I believe animals are as important as people. And if elected, I will fight for them as if they are my own children.
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