Allison quotes from Parks and Recreation

Leslie

Wow! Are those Jens Trauder Colored Tabs!? I thought those were discontinued.

Allison

They were. I had to order them through some Mexican back channels.

Leslie

Juan Julio Officina Supplies!? I thought they went out of business!

Allison

They did but they opened up a new one in Oxaca.

Ben

...What is happening right now?

Ron

What brings you to the festering putrid stink hole on the armpit of freedom?

Allison

...

Leslie

That's what he calls City Hall.

Allison

Leslie was just telling me about your summer internship and I was thinking about taking it.

Ron

[laughing] Oh no no no no! No! I respect your father too much to let his daughter work for free for the government. Why don't you get a paying job for the summer?

Leslie

Why don't you shut your mustache!?

...

Leslie

Sorry.

Leslie

So have you ever pulled a ceremonial chord before? There's a little trick to it. You wanna hold it not too tight, sort of like a firm handshake, and then move towards the ground in a rope-pulling motion.

Allison

So just...pull the rope.

Leslie

That's right!

Allison

Oh, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.

Leslie

[shocked] ...Greg Pikitis?

Greg

What up Knope!?

Leslie

Hello Gregory.

Allison

You guys know each other?

Leslie

You might say that.

Greg

Come on baby, let's get out of here.

Ron

It's that horrible kid who used to prank us all the time right?

Leslie

Offer's off the table. She's a terrible person with terrible judgement.

Leslie

PIKITIS!